Or how about this for prematurity

M People - Movin On Up

Yazz - The Only Way Is Up

Monty Python - Always Look On The Brightside Of Life

Bad Manners - Lip up/keep us up fatty (just for Big Nige)

A loan - Heart

Aloe Blacc - I Need A Dollar

Aloe Green - I Need a Pound

Aloe Aloe - I Need A Franc

Johnny Nash - I Can See Clearly Now (that Khan has gone)

The Seekers - Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, nobody knows my sorrows

Help - The Beatles
Going down the Dustpipe -Status Quo
Evergreen- Will Young

Tonight's going to lose 175k despite not paying any of my suppliers by Aerosmith

Mamas & Papas - Creeque Alley (No-one's getting fat except big Nige & the administrator)

FatWood Big Mac - Green Manalishi

....not forgetting the two king prawns.

money too tight to mention ==simply red hall.
road to st hellends == chris rea.
penthouse and pavement == heaven 17 fit players .

Bernard Cribbins will be performing his massive hit.......Hole in the Ground

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Keep You Up

Sound of Silence - Marc Green

HMRC-sick Steve - Ferres A Jolly Good Fellow

Where have all the players gone? - Pete Segar (I think£

Barbra Streisand - Hasanybodyeverseengreen

The invisible man - Queen featuring (well if they can find him) Marc Green

Ain't nothing going on (but the rent)(we hope that at least) - Gwen Guthrie

what's going on - Marvin Gaye

followed by a cover of
What's up, what's going on - 4 non blondes...... performed by Green, Ferres, Hunter-Paul and Cummins

We should be alright - after all the other man's grass is, supposedly, always greener.

Oh, and I believe the owner has been spotted. I'm sure someone said "it's Green Green, Green", they say, "on the far side of a hill"..

"we shall overcome" Pete Seegar