Take them into a restaurant and place a ring in a couple's champagne glass and see the priceless looks on their faces:

Woman's - elated and excited.
Man's - terrified and bricking himself

It would be good fun

Nice idea.....

Okay, I now understand the point of the previous post. We'll take him!!!

Mick Gled has just posted on FB that you have big developments tomorrow,but said its definately not Bailey in part exchange.Although Bailey did tweet "decisions,decisions"

I can see us getting Bailey and Joe Vickery in exchange for Whitehead

I'd take Bailey in a heartbeat but Vickery? No chance.

Bailey will not be coming. Not a chance. We are living in dreamland if we think any "top 4" club is going to swap a high profile, first team player for Whitehead.

Even a high profile first team player who's out of contract at end of season and hasnt re-signed yet?. Could be that Bailey doesnt feature in leeds plans past this season and they won't be bothered about losing him a couple of months early. We could be in talks with him for next year regardless of Whitehead situation as anti tampering deadline has passed and we looking for re-inforcements in forwards for next year anyway. Stranger things have happened, although I'd be surprised after FC's comments about no marquee signings for next year which I'd still class bailey to be.

Bloody 'ell, steady on............

Still waiting..........

This is today. Tomorrow is er......tomorrow?

Today is where it's at. Tomorrow is just another day.

No way, tomorrow is the future.

Given it was posted just after midnight I assumed that the tomorrow in question would have been today.

Clearly not.

Lol, the worst bit of this daftness is that I know exactly what you mean!

To be honest it is not tomorrow (no matter what time) unless you either: go to sleep and wake up tomorrow, or you stay awake long enough to see other people get up (all night). Otherwise it's like Groundhog Day

Still waiting.....

This is proving to be quite a scoop this. Always amusing to see people "in the know" end up looking rather foolish. Unless, of course, these big developments have gone a bit under the radar?

nothing on twitter from Mick G

Just to clarify that my "Big Developments Tomorrow" status update on Facebook was totally unrelated to the club.

Unfortunately, it wasn't long before people started speculating on player arrivals/departures.

Eddie, I only commented after it was hijacked by the Bulls Banter brigade.

Next time you're over we'll have a pint in the Boy And Barrel

The Boy & Barrel?

I once went in there by mistake in 1999. It was like a scene from that bar in Star Wars.

?

Or am I thinking of another bar...

No that's the place, though the accents were a kind of slurred Bradfordian.

Has anyone read his Wikipedia page:

Ian Kirke is an English professional rugby league footballer for English club Leeds Rhinos of Super League. He made his Leeds debut on 5 March 2006 when Leeds played Castleford. During the close to season 2006 he had surgery on both his shoulders to fix a long term injury. Attended Hornsea School and Language College.

Although the reason is unknown, he prefers to be referred to as 'John'. He lives in Leeds with his life partner Moll-Tuck. Ian's personal life has not been without controversy, in 2009 he was romantically linked to the American actress Lindsay Lohan, although this was subsequently denied by Lohan's PR team by way of a statement saying "Lindsay has never heard of Ian Kirke and is unaware of the game of rugby" the player has never officially commented. In addition to Lohan, Kirke has also been linked to 3 Victoria's secret models, although never officially identified it thought the models featured in the Victoria's Secret campaigns.

In his spare time, Kirke enjoys gardening. Currently, he is developing his own range of herbal teas using only ingredients grown in his own allotment. Although currently a hobby, he hopes to market the teas once his rugby career has ended under the brand name "Kirky Juice, more than a drink, not as much as a meal" patents are currently pending registration.

Classic Ian





Or should I say John?