greg inglis was spotted at leeds bradford airport today asking for a taxi to odsal
=#FFFFFFif your gonna rumour, rumour hard

Too Far!!! Too Far!!!

Did he get picked up by Michael Worrincy?

Is there a gig on the speedway at Hull fair?

Two pages of rubbish.

The start of page three ain't really much better to be fair.

I heard a rumour that a lot of the northern clubs are getting angry at not being able to pay players for missing time off work. The idea of a breakaway 'northern union' has been mooted.

I heard a rumour that some people in Cambridge came up with a set of rules where you're only allowed to kick the ball, so I've started a counter rumour that football was always that way and that one of our chaps decided to pick it up and run with it.

I was knocking back a couple of meads last night and I overheard the Inn keepers wife saying that she'd heard the King has giot sick of having to behead his wives when he's board of them and because the vatican won't let him divorce another he's going to set up his one denomination of christianity.

I've heard the mead isn't as good as it used to be in the Craven Heifer?

can't be that bad if MBBB has heard all that.

ive heard this too, theres gonna be a meeting in huddersfield but not sure when

1895.

Five to 7?

It's not a rumour, but that Hitler chap who's running Germany seems a bit of a rum character if you ask me.

That William of Normandy bloke seems to have a high opinion of himself. Hope our Harold keeps an eye on him.

Them homo erectus dudes in the caves opposite are getting a bit ahead of themselves, who the frig do they think they are, walking on their bleeding hind legs all the time? It'll never catch on.

No, that's 1855.

1855 is a fine drop of beer

Really? I've heard he's a complete ba$tard.

See? One person gets the gag, therefore I should be allowed my own show on BBC tv because 1 is enough

Sam's eye pun was better.

Nah, just more obvious.........