Aren't you meant to be ushering at Lynchy's wedding Keith?

I did the reception was at a Toby Carvery in Kippax so I'm completely lost on this thread.

some wide of the mark comments here.

andy and april do get married in Australia 31st of this month and flew out this week!

wedding has been booked for a long time, i even gave andy some info on fiji when they were talking about it as a potential honeymoon destination!

SOME bulls players go to mallorca tomorrow but not whole team and not sure if club have paid!

there is no toby carvery in kippax!

Indeed, Lynchy's do is at Kippax. Australia my big hairy .

There are 31 days in Sept and no Toby Carvery in Kippax... some people will believe anything...

Could have been a brewers fayre or two for one? Doesn't matter it was in Kippax that's the important point. His wife Trina arrived in stretched pink limosine and she looked a picture in mauve.

You got that right Keith. I'm not sure whether the wedding photos will come out too well, why were you taking them from behind that bush?

ok now you are very wrong his wife to be is called April and there is neither of those in Kippax.

we have the moorgate, oak, swan, tree, commercial, band club and kippax welfare in kippax nothing else.

was it his stag doo?

just realised 30 days in sept - guess it is the 30th then. but in aus nevertheless.

Oh I get it. You shouldn't believe everything you read in the T & A!

Her name is Trina.

Anyway how would you know you weren't at the reception at the Swan clearly.

Some of Lynchy's mates were looking for you but I sent them on a wild goose chase to the coop, I said you were stocking up on macaroons for the buffet.

They didn't look very happy for some reason.

There are 31* days in Sept in the southern hemisphere, but only 27 days in February, as anyone with a basic grasp of geography knows.

*32 days in leap year.

Tell me about it. I didn't realise Robyn Morrison would be there.

It's down to the trajextory of the sun over the southern hemisphere. Just like how the vortex in a sink of water spins in the opposite direction. Even i know that one.

If you said the Odeon I might have believed you

There's a Toby Carvery in Rothwell, not a million miles from Kippax if that's any help to the thread.

Isn't that derelict?

her name is april! and the story was in the league express i think about his wedding

Landed another one.

Come on Keith we all know you've been swatting up on these kind of nautical facts to impress Rebecca Adlington - if you play your cards right it could be the first RAB wedding, ME could be best man

Well there you go League express talk a load of rubbish. They can't even get his wife's name right. Honestly does no one in the press take any pride from the stories they pen anymore?

Jeez, I know they under-performed but there's no need for that!

Lynch gets married at the end of October.The weekend after Menzie.

Why is he? Because it says so in the League Express? Says a lot of things in the league express that aren't true!!

All I can say is that I attended the wedding of Andrew Lynch and Trina Fischwick at Kippax Methodist Church then moving on the the Swan for the reception. Their first dance was "Save you love" by Renee and Renato.