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| Quote ="Roofaldo"137: REM's 1995 album Monster not being as good as maybe it could have been
138: The Cuban missle crisis
139: The alien crash cover-up at Roswell in 1947
140: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
141: Lack of decent fish and chip shops
142: That guy over there who's looking at me funny
143: Facebook
144: First Bradford buses not showing up
145: The threat of nuclear war during the Cold War era
146: John Lennon being murdered and Yoko Ono escaping without a scratch
147: EMO kids
148: Every time a man gets hit in the goolies
149: And I mean every time
150: Cos it bloody hurts for hours
151: The book "The Da Vinci Code"
152: The film "The Da Vinci Code"
152: Tom Hanks in the film "The Da Vinci Code"
153: The bloke who wrote "The Da Vinci Code"
154: The fact there's always sweets that you don't like left in the tin after Xmas and no one eats them so you end up trying them even though you don't like them and have to spit them out and people have a go at you for spitting out the sweet saying "why take it if you don't like it? honestly you do this every year, it's such a waste"
155: Me not being able to think of something funny for 155
156: Or 156
157: Getting an itch on your booty when you're in a situation where scratching it is out of the question
158: Mary Whitehouse and her ilk trying to tell people what they can and can't watch/read/think
159: Wasting your time reading this pile of rubbish
160: There is no item 160
161: There is no spoon
162: There is pizza for tea
163: The sky being blue
164: The Argintine invasion of the Falklands
165: Maradona's "Hand of God" cheating in the 1986 World Cup
166: Jade Goode
167: Dire Straights not having made a decent song since "Down, Down, Deeper and Down"
168: George W Bush winning the 2000 American election
169: Pele having to do those embarasing Impotentce ad's on telly'"
They're just expressing the fact they're individuals...
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| Quote ="Bullpower". . . . obviously the perfect moment for you MBBB
Tell me, where you in the frozen veg, meat or pre/part baked products part of the store?'"
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| 173: This Guy  |
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174: The fact my debit card only ever gets rejected in the Bull Ring store, despite it having money in it.
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175. Billy Davis being the new Forest Manager.
176. People in the press thinking Forest Fans are annoyed by the fact that he's an Ex-Derby manager... When Blatently it's because he's just rubbish!
177. The Passion of the Christ.
178. The fact that my night of geting drunk with my best mate will now involve me getting drunk with my best mate and trying to think of more of these.
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179. That only one Monopolies Commission is allowed
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180. Dribbling in the wrong coloured trousers.
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181: The wrong colour trousers dribbling on you
182: The fact Myleane Class mouth looks like her head's been split open with an axe
183: The fact the third film in a trilogy is usually a bit
184: A normal film/TV show etc suddenly having it's main charaters get their nudey fun on when one of your parents walks in your bedroom
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| 196. Mystic Eddie!
It was the drink i tell you!!!  |
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| Quote ="Roofaldo"181: The wrong colour trousers dribbling on you
182: The fact Myleane Class mouth looks like her head's been split open with an axe
183: The fact the third film in a trilogy is usually a bit poop
184: A normal film/TV show etc suddenly having it's main charaters get their nudey fun on when one of your parents walks in your bedroom'"
. . . . .now you mention it . . . . WTF, It does!  |
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| Quote ="Maccbull_BigBullyBooaza"Meat'"
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| Quote ="steamingbull02"181. Mystic Eddie!'"
And you had to edit that to get it right?  |
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185: The Mars Rover mission failure
186: Sunday opening hours
187: The general breakdown of law and order over the last 67 years
188: The loss of life on both sides during World War 1
189: 65.7% of loss of life during World War 2
190: The fact cricket is a bit dull
191: Actors who take roles as mentally retarded/disabled etc charaters because it pretty much guarantees them the Oscar
192: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy film being crap and ignoring large parts of the original plot in order to crowbar in a pointless love story
193: People whos complaint about a film has to do with one of the main charaters doing something with a computer
194: Tom Cruise
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195. Thwe mysterious exclusion of Tom Bombadill in the Lord of the Rings films
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| Quote ="bobsmyuncle"195. Thwe mysterious exclusion of Tom Bombadill in the Lord of the Rings films'"
He was sat on the bench for nine hours. |
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196: The fact that the coffee machine at my office is always on the fritz
197: All odd number Star Trek films being poop
198: The failure to develop cold fusion
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| Quote ="vbfg"He was sat on the bench for nine hours.'"
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199: Not being allowed to have comedy monkey butlers
200: Isreal's attack on Gaza
201: People who use air quotes
202: Hitler only having one ball
203: The film "Howard the Duck"
204: Wyle E Coyote's failure to capture the Road Runner
204: "Zero" soft drinks
205: Today's weather
206: The eventual end of the universe
207: Semi permiable membrains
208: The UK's over-relance on overseas gas
209: Rio Ferdinand missing his drug tests
210: Micheal Jackson's plastic surgery
211: Rumours of John Wayne being gay
212: Rumours of Julian Clarey being gay
213: Rumours of Julian Clarey being straight
214: Rumours of Julian Clarey being a time-travelling dinosaur from Mars
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215. Tame Tupou.
216. Thinking Tame Tupou is a winger.
217. Thinking that Tame Tupou is a prop.
218. Thinking that Tame Tupou might maybe make a centre.
219. John Inman.
220. Only Fools and Horses coming back with appalling episodes.
221. Bullseye with Dave S.
222. Glaswegians.
223. Glasvegas.
224. Nigel Bond failing to gain his rightful place as World Professional Snooker Champion.
225. Daniel making the top 12 in X Factor.
226. Solomona for not delivering [iour[/i X Factor.
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227: Semolina
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228. Me spending the best part of a day writing a song about his alter ego McBanana
230. Messing Nero about - playing him unfit all over the park
231. Solomonas weight and dewclining fitness
232. The failure of Neromania day
233. The poor unhealthy food that is unfit for human consumption at Odsal on a matchday
234. My kids getting suspended from school
235. Installing a £35,000 toilet to cope with Solomonas conspicuous consumption during training (no doubt the local pizza hut will be saved from the recession though)
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| Quote ="Ferocious Aardvark"227: Semolina'"
Agreed. When we signed him from Wakefield I thought we had a gem. He is just far too overweight. |
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| Quote ="mystic eddie"221. Bullseye with Dave S.'"
I heard that rumour. |
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| Quote ="tigertot"I heard that rumour.'"
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236. WHSmith running out of colouring books in Bradford in the run up to the xmas
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