In a depressingly balanced weekend Cas sneak it for their assassination of Alibert. As usual, it doesn't matter if most of the accusations are shown to be groundless. As might Cas be soon.

Special and deserved award to Huddersfield for scoring a zero on the Whingeometer this week.

I looked on the Shudds board with relish this morning to be greetd with a Bulls lovefest. It's political correctness gone mad.

Yesterday must have set a record for the fewest whinges about a match reffed by Child.

If by Wakey's belated effort you're referring to the "Poor Reffing cost the Trin" thread, look more closely. Their effort is very belated indeed, so much so that it refers not to this week's game but to last's, even though it was posted only hours ago. You write off the past masters too swiftly, methinks.

And in a bizarre merger twist, Cas fans are also posting on it to claim joint victim status.

I cannot change my mind, it is the law. Unless I'm bribed. The belated Wakey effort I mentioned was following their 18-16 thrashing by mighty Hudds on the 17 page hilarious thread imaginatively titled 'Cheated'. The latest offering 'Poor Reffing' is pathetically 8 days after the event & is a blatant attempt to get some of the Whinge ground back on their superior & classier neighbours.

5 games in & it couldn't be closer at the top (in alphabetical order of Whining venom);
Inbred Wigan Whining Hillbillies 1
Wakey Whingers 1
FA Bulls 1
Rhinos 1
Mighty Tigers 1

A tough fixture list this weekend with few opportunities for an upset & consequent official blaming. I pray for a last minute winning Thomas Bosc drop goal & McIlorum sending off to ignite the inbreds. Well those who aren't banned from RL anyway.

RE: mr child, i think most of us resorted to just laughing by the end,some of the decisions he came up with were just that,laughable! for both sides i will admit.
thank god his decisions didn't affect the outcome of the game

Don't think you can stray on to here making up stories >24 hours after the event. And don't try the old 'for both sides' routine either. If you want to have a go at the officials you have to make up a separate thread. And the game still needs to be fresh, take a look at this classic by the Master, posted at half time:

In a very poor weekend for official abuse Wakey make a familiar late play by trying to blame Alibert for their inability to beat mighty Salford, but this week's award goes to Widnes, thanks to Denis Betts' carefully thought out suggestion that players ought to be able to verbally abuse referees without being sent off, following the misunderstood Gareth Charnock's latest dismissal.

As I prayed Leeds did stuff the inbred hillbillies & true to form it was all that tiny ginner Farrell's fault for carelessly failing to keep a hold of the ball in the tackle, sorry I observed the incident incorrectly, the ref missed a blatant ball ripping out by Watkins & that incident, & that incident alone (apart from the others the ref missed or awarded incorrectly to Leeds), changed the whole course of the game & handed it to Leeds on a plate.

Anti Scots racial prejudice duly noted....must be picking it up from that Sun-reading butler..

No its Tigs that reads the Sun, apparently - it gets delivered in the middle of the Grauniad so no-one can see, someone at Tot Towers told me. Apparently the Telegraph is too big to conceal that way...

We bribe the delivery man to sneak the Butler a copy of Socialist Worker in with the weekly Fortnum & Masons hamper.

Farrell is Scottish as well? I didn't think he could get any lower. A doppleganger for Eddie.

So just to clarify...

Is a thread of 10 pages consisting of 3 people moaning worse or better than a 5 page post with 20 people moaning?

And does a coach moaning about the ref trump all fan threads?

Just so I can join in. I like to know the rules

Well, you open a can of worms and can never tell just what will come out.

No you can't get away it with so easily. Gi**er is code for Scottish, [iactual[/i nationality is irrelevant.

Worms?

Stung by recent groundless suggestions of humility the Warhorse of Whinge, the Jamie Peacock of Protestation, Ferocious Aardvark, launches an almost one-man expostulation against cheese eating surrender monkey favouritism. But it’s not enough, in a last minute quite literally Wide to West & JVT scenario the Bulls are robbed by Child’s callous crucifixion of Classy Cas*.

*And that marvelous performance puts Classy Cas in joint first place with the Whining inbred Wigan hillbillies, with 2 victories, who'd have thunk it?

Well if this were a boxing match the ref would be stopping the bout in the first round & handing the victory to the Whinos. But there is still a lot of scope for a whingefest this Easter, hopefully a Saints victory with a last minute penalty will send the inbred hillbillies into meltdown. It's refreshing to see Bulls fans in favour of letting the game flow & nothing more than a mild ticking off for a spear tackle. I have a feeling I will be returning to comment on that magnanimity later in the season a time or two.

A tackle doesn't need to be a 'spear' tackle to be against the current rules.

Whinos were unbeatable in round 9 despite a whimper of protest from the legendary Wakey. This weekend was the weakest by far, only rescued by a classic single post from Fergus on the Wakey Whingers forum bemoaning Poore Justin's latest indiscretion.

That makes it tighter than Adey's wallet at the top, with Whining Inbred Wigan Hillbillies, Wakey Whingers, Whinos & Classy Cas all on 2. It's all to play for as we approach the half way mark.

Hey now! Admittedly I am a bit of a munter but I am a bit more pleasing on the eye than that ferret faced weasel.

Should be plenty material for this thread today. Here's your first one Tim Roby has been let down by te RFL. Putting that little turd up for public ridicule is unfair on him. He clearly does not possess the qualities required to referee an under tens hopscotch match so to ask him to do superleague is setting him up for a very public fall.

Count me in for a whinge too. And surely I can get my bonus points too for my early whinge in the week. I said that we would get penalised for daring to tackle Tomkins and thus it proved.