I write with my left arm slung out in front of the page and my nose almost touching the paper for exactly the same reason.

Crusaders RL vs Bradford Bulls

Q1: Which side will kick off? CRUSADERS
Q2: Will the ball bounce in the field of play from the kickoff? NO
Q3: Which team will be penalised first by the referee? BULLS
Q4: What will that offence be? OFFSIDE
Q5: Will there be a try in the opening nine minutes of play? YES
Q6: Will the team that scores first win the game? YES
Q7: How many tries in the first half will Bradford score? TWO
Q8: How many tries in the second half will Crusaders RL score? ONE
Q9: Which player will win the Sky Sports MOM? KEARNEY
Q10: Will any player score more than one try? YES
Q11: How many times will the referee go to the video referee? FOUR
Q12. What colour shirt will the referee wear (Black, Blue or Green)? GREEN
Q13: What will the winning margain be? 1-5/6-11/12-17/18-23/24+ (12 -17)

Tie Breaker: What will be the score between St Helens and Warrington on Friday night? ( SAINTS 22 - WOLVES 20)

Crusaders RL vs Bradford Bulls

Q1: Which side will kick off? Crusaders
Q2: Will the ball bounce in the field of play from the kickoff? Caught on full
Q3: Which team will be penalised first by the referee? Crusaders
Q4: What will that offence be? high tackle
Q5: Will there be a try in the opening nine minutes of play? Yes
Q6: Will the team that scores first win the game? Yes
Q7: How many tries in the first half will Bradford score? 3
Q8: How many tries in the second half will Crusaders RL score? 3
Q9: Which player will win the Sky Sports MOM? Diskin
Q10: Will any player score more than one try? No
Q11: How many times will the referee go to the video referee? 2
Q12. What colour shirt will the referee wear (Black, Blue or Green)? Green
Q13: What will the winning margain be? 1-5/6-11/12-17/18-23/24+ 12-17

Tie Breaker: What will be the score between St Helens and Warrington on Friday night?
16-23

Crusaders RL vs Bradford Bulls

Q1: Which side will kick off? =#FF4000Crusaders
Q2: Will the ball bounce in the field of play from the kickoff? =#FF4000No
Q3: Which team will be penalised first by the referee? =#FF0000Crusaders
Q4: What will that offence be? =#FF0000Offside
Q5: Will there be a try in the opening nine minutes of play? =#FF4000Yes
Q6: Will the team that scores first win the game? =#FF4000Yes
Q7: How many tries in the first half will Bradford score? =#FF40003
Q8: How many tries in the second half will Crusaders RL score? =#FF40002
Q9: Which player will win the Sky Sports MOM? =#FF4000Brett Kearney
Q10: Will any player score more than one try? =#FF4000Yes
Q11: How many times will the referee go to the video referee?
Q12. What colour shirt will the referee wear (Black, Blue or Green)? =#FF4000Green
Q13: What will the winning margain be? 1-5/6-11/12-17/18-23/24+ =#FF000012-17

Tie Breaker: What will be the score between St Helens and Warrington on Friday night? =#FF0000 St Helens 26 Warrington Wolves 10

EDIT: one of the answers

Crusaders RL vs Bradford Bulls

Q1: Which side will kick off? Crusaders
Q2: Will the ball bounce in the field of play from the kickoff? No
Q3: Which team will be penalised first by the referee? Bulls
Q4: What will that offence be? Offside
Q5: Will there be a try in the opening nine minutes of play? Yes
Q6: Will the team that scores first win the game? Yes
Q7: How many tries in the first half will Bradford score? 3
Q8: How many tries in the second half will Crusaders RL score? 2
Q9: Which player will win the Sky Sports MOM? Kearney
Q10: Will any player score more than one try? No
Q11: How many times will the referee go to the video referee? 2
Q12. What colour shirt will the referee wear (Black, Blue or Green)? Green
Q13: What will the winning margain be? 1-5/6-11/12-17/18-23/24+ 18-23

Tie Breaker: What will be the score between St Helens and Warrington on Friday night? 28 - 22

Crusaders RL vs Bradford Bulls

Q1: Which side will kick off? Bulls
Q2: Will the ball bounce in the field of play from the kickoff? Yes
Q3: Which team will be penalised first by the referee? Bulls
Q4: What will that offence be? Offside
Q5: Will there be a try in the opening nine minutes of play? Yes
Q6: Will the team that scores first win the game? Yes
Q7: How many tries in the first half will Bradford score? Two
Q8: How many tries in the second half will Crusaders RL score? Two
Q9: Which player will win the Sky Sports MOM? Michael Witt
Q10: Will any player score more than one try? Yes
Q11: How many times will the referee go to the video referee? Three
Q12. What colour shirt will the referee wear (Black, Blue or Green)? Green.
Q13: What will the winning margain be? 1-5/6-11/12-17/18-23/24+ 6-11
Tie Breaker: What will be the score between St Helens and Warrington on Friday night? 18 – 22.

Q1: Which side will kick off? Bulls
Q2: Will the ball bounce in the field of play from the kickoff? No
Q3: Which team will be penalised first by the referee? Crusaders
Q4: What will that offence be? Offside
Q5: Will there be a try in the opening nine minutes of play? Yes
Q6: Will the team that scores first win the game? Yes
Q7: How many tries in the first half will Bradford score? 3
Q8: How many tries in the second half will Crusaders RL score? 1
Q9: Which player will win the Sky Sports MOM? Brett Kearney
Q10: Will any player score more than one try? No
Q11: How many times will the referee go to the video referee? 3
Q12. What colour shirt will the referee wear (Black, Blue or Green)? Green
Q13: What will the winning margain be? 1-5/6-11/12-17/18-23/24+ 12-17pts

Tie Breaker: What will be the score between St Helens and Warrington on Friday night? 22-26

Crusaders RL vs Bradford Bulls

Q1: Which side will kick off? CRUSADERS
Q2: Will the ball bounce in the field of play from the kickoff? NO
Q3: Which team will be penalised first by the referee? CRUSADERS
Q4: What will that offence be? OFFSIDE
Q5: Will there be a try in the opening nine minutes of play? NO
Q6: Will the team that scores first win the game? YES
Q7: How many tries in the first half will Bradford score? 2
Q8: How many tries in the second half will Crusaders RL score? 2
Q9: Which player will win the Sky Sports MOM? MATT DISKIN
Q10: Will any player score more than one try? YES
Q11: How many times will the referee go to the video referee? 3
Q12. What colour shirt will the referee wear (Black, Blue or Green)? GREEN
Q13: What will the winning margain be? 12-17

Tie Breaker: What will be the score between St Helens and Warrington on Friday night? 20-14 SAINTS

Q1: Which side will kick off? Bradford
Q2: Will the ball bounce in the field of play from the kickoff? No
Q3: Which team will be penalised first by the referee? Bradford
Q4: What will that offence be? Holding down
Q5: Will there be a try in the opening nine minutes of play? Yes
Q6: Will the team that scores first win the game? Yes
Q7: How many tries in the first half will Bradford score? 4
Q8: How many tries in the second half will Crusaders RL score? 2
Q9: Which player will win the Sky Sports MOM? Whitehead
Q10: Will any player score more than one try? Yes
Q11: How many times will the referee go to the video referee? Four
Q12. What colour shirt will the referee wear (Black, Blue or Green)? Green
Q13: What will the winning margain be? 12-17

Tie Breaker: What will be the score between St Helens and Warrington on Friday night? Saints 32-18 Wire

Q1: Which side will kick off? BRADFORD
Q2: Will the ball bounce in the field of play from the kickoff? YES
Q3: Which team will be penalised first by the referee? BRADFORD
Q4: What will that offence be? HOLDING DOWN
Q5: Will there be a try in the opening nine minutes of play? YES
Q6: Will the team that scores first win the game? NO
Q7: How many tries in the first half will Bradford score? 3
Q8: How many tries in the second half will Crusaders RL score? 3
Q9: Which player will win the Sky Sports MOM? AH VAN
Q10: Will any player score more than one try? YES
Q11: How many times will the referee go to the video referee? 4
Q12. What colour shirt will the referee wear (Black, Blue or Green)? GREEN
Q13: What will the winning margain be? 1-5/6-11/12-17/18-23/24+ 12-17

Tie Breaker: What will be the score between St Helens and Warrington on Friday night? St Helens 28 Warrington Wolves 14

When we due the scores and table mick

Week 4?

Just got in from work after a grueling twelve hour shift so please hang fire till later on tonight when I go through them all for you.

No? We want them now

They'll be done this afternoon/evening.

Get ready for calls of a FIX

Ok then people here are the answers for Round Three.

Crusaders RL vs Bradford Bulls

Q1: Which side will kick off? BULLS
Q2: Will the ball bounce in the field of play from the kickoff? YES
Q3: Which team will be penalised first by the referee? BULLS
Q4: What will that offence be? HIGH TACKLE
Q5: Will there be a try in the opening nine minutes of play? NO
Q6: Will the team that scores first win the game? YES
Q7: How many tries in the first half will Bradford score? 3
Q8: How many tries in the second half will Crusaders RL score? 4
Q9: Which player will win the Sky Sports MOM? KEARNEY
Q10: Will any player score more than one try? NO
Q11: How many times will the referee go to the video referee? FOUR
Q12. What colour shirt will the referee wear (Black, Blue or Green)? BLUE
Q13: What will the winning margain be? 1-5/6-11/12-17/18-23/24+ 1-5

Tie Breaker: What will be the score between St Helens and Warrington on Friday night? 18-25

A mere 3 for me

Which means that with MYSELF and PHILLGEE both score a respectable six points out of thirteen in what has been the toughest Red Amber & Black Stupid Questions League round to date.

So on it was to the tie breaker and even then it was down to just one point with Phillgee saying St Helens would win by 11 and myself saying Saints by 10 meaning that despite Warrington winning 25-18 I was closest to the score and so for the third round of the Red Amber & Black Stupid Questions League I give you the winner . . . . . . . =#800040[size=200MICK GLEDHILL[/size

In second with a commendable effort was Phillgee who scored six.

Here are the best of the rest:

Terrace Singer = 5
Smilling Ref = 5
Beefy1 =5
Cookie = 5
Ravey Davy = 5
Rugbydog = 5
Mission = 5
Milligan Was A God = 5
Chris 20 = 5
VBFG = 5
Verdeyen01 = 5
Bull In Enemy = 5
Bullsfan Away = 5
Bulls On Fire = 4
Ewwenorfolk = 4
Ritz = 4
Matt = 4
Ripon Bull = 4
Joe Dynamo = 4
Nothus = 4
Bullmanic 123 = 4
Silsden Bull = 4
Steaming Bull = 3
Sam Buca II = 3
Pac = 3
Ex Bulldog = 3
Yassu 0220 = 3
Dilligaf = 3
Pimp 007 = 3
Aaron Bull = 2

For those that missed week one it's not too late to join and it's simple how to play, every week I'll pick a Live Sky Sports game and set 13 questions for you to predict what will happen during the game.

The Overall winner come October will win a £50 Bradford Bulls voucher to spend in the club shop or use to discount next years season ticket.

Ok then chaps here we go for Round 4

Harlequins vs Huddersfield

Q1: Which side will kick off?
Q2: Will the ball bounce in the field of play from the kickoff?
Q3: Which team will be penalised first by the referee?
Q4: What will that offence be?
Q5: Will there be a try in the opening nine minutes of play?
Q6: Will the team that scores first win the game?
Q7: How many goals in the first half will sail over the black dot (both teams)?
Q8: How many tries will be scored in the second half (both teams)?
Q9: Will any player score more than one try?
Q10: How many times will the referee go to the video referee?
Q11. What colour shirt will the referee Phil bentham wear (Black, Blue or Green)?
Q12: What will the winning margain be? 1-5/6-11/12-17/18-23/24+
Q13: Will Harlequins still be top of Super League after Round Four?

Tie Breaker: How many penalties will James Child give in the Salford vs Wigan game?

Ok then chaps here we go for Round 4

Harlequins vs Huddersfield

Q1: Which side will kick off? QUINS
Q2: Will the ball bounce in the field of play from the kickoff? YES
Q3: Which team will be penalised first by the referee? QUINS
Q4: What will that offence be? HOLDING DOWN
Q5: Will there be a try in the opening nine minutes of play? YES
Q6: Will the team that scores first win the game? NO
Q7: How many goals in the first half will sail over the black dot (both teams)? 5
Q8: How many tries will be scored in the second half (both teams)? 5
Q9: Will any player score more than one try? YES
Q10: How many times will the referee go to the video referee? THREE
Q11. What colour shirt will the referee Phil bentham wear (Black, Blue or Green)? GREEN
Q12: What will the winning margain be? 1-5/6-11/12-17/18-23/24+ 12-17
Q13: Will Harlequins still be top of Super League after Round Four? YES

Tie Breaker: How many penalties will James Child give in the Salford vs Wigan game? 23769023865029856890235689269569078234657890236509465

Harlequins vs Huddersfield

Q1: Which side will kick off? huddersfield
Q2: Will the ball bounce in the field of play from the kickoff? yes
Q3: Which team will be penalised first by the referee? huddersfield
Q4: What will that offence be? holding down
Q5: Will there be a try in the opening nine minutes of play? yes
Q6: Will the team that scores first win the game? yes
Q7: How many goals in the first half will sail over the black dot (both teams)? 7
Q8: How many tries will be scored in the second half (both teams)? 5
Q9: Will any player score more than one try? yes
Q10: How many times will the referee go to the video referee? 2
Q11. What colour shirt will the referee Phil bentham wear (Black, Blue or Green)? green
Q12: What will the winning margain be? 12-17
Q13: Will Harlequins still be top of Super League after Round Four? no

Tie Breaker: How many penalties will James Child give in the Salford vs Wigan game? 23

Harlequins vs Huddersfield

Q1: Which side will kick off? Harlequins
Q2: Will the ball bounce in the field of play from the kickoff? Yes
Q3: Which team will be penalised first by the referee? Harlequins
Q4: What will that offence be? Offside
Q5: Will there be a try in the opening nine minutes of play? yes
Q6: Will the team that scores first win the game? No
Q7: How many goals in the first half will sail over the black dot (both teams)? 5
Q8: How many tries will be scored in the second half (both teams)? 4
Q9: Will any player score more than one try? yes
Q10: How many times will the referee go to the video referee? 2
Q11. What colour shirt will the referee Phil bentham wear (Black, Blue or Green)? green
Q12: What will the winning margain be? 12-17
Q13: Will Harlequins still be top of Super League after Round Four? no

Tie Breaker: How many penalties will James Child give in the Salford vs Wigan game? 14

Harlequins vs Huddersfield

Q1: Which side will kick off? Shudds
Q2: Will the ball bounce in the field of play from the kickoff? No
Q3: Which team will be penalised first by the referee? Shudds
Q4: What will that offence be? Offside
Q5: Will there be a try in the opening nine minutes of play? Yes
Q6: Will the team that scores first win the game? Shudds
Q7: How many goals in the first half will sail over the black dot (both teams)? 4
Q8: How many tries will be scored in the second half (both teams)? 5
Q9: Will any player score more than one try? Yes
Q10: How many times will the referee go to the video referee? 3
Q11. What colour shirt will the referee Phil bentham wear (Black, Blue or Green)? Black
Q12: What will the winning margain be? 6-11
Q13: Will Harlequins still be top of Super League after Round Four? No.

Tie Breaker: How many penalties will James Child give in the Salford vs Wigan game? 19

This is James Child we are talking about?