Thankfully they're not though. Shirley is the only one in my sin bin at the moment as unlike any other current visitors, it is uniquely turgid, somehow manages to write yet is unable to read or probably comprehend, appears to have no self-awareness, and all in all it's like attempting a connection with a lobotomized dementia patient on Rohypnol. People have transmitted messages to (or at) it, but SETI has had more luck.

It's not annoying, it's just .. well ... just absolutely nothing to offer. No wit, no banter, no insight, a poster barely alive. Not for me, I'm afraid.

Exactly. There's a perverse skill in being a troll. Luring people into a bite that they instantly regret. Barbed humour etc. Shirley is merely someone a bit dim who doesn't like us. There's no sport in that.

Castleford are now finally assured of finishing top Superdooperleague team (if only on the forums.

We need to invent a sneery new name for THIS league just in case we get relegated again.

Do Whitehaven have a dual-reg agreement with Wigan?

I think using words like "Wigan" to a Leigh fans is considered a bit impolite, TT and accusing them of having some kind of agreement is likely to start WW3 as it's a pretty well known fact that they can agree on nothing...

I've changed it to make it clearer for you

Who invited tigertot down here? Should he not be above stairs?

Ah, begs your pardon, I still had the the Leyther's post in my mind

Nah, think he's still access all areas!

As a rich aristo he's used to having his wicked way with the staff below stairs.

My voluntary work in the developing world will come in useful in the lower leagues.

Workington had one with W***n last season. Think Whitehaven had one with Saints.

And just when you think you've escaped Sooper Dooper League......................

Wash your mouth out with all this talk of SDL - we've been cleansed!

Well Charlie welcomes you guys ,im a Leigh fan ,also a performer at the Blackpool Tower Circus , so you will all be welcome to the Summer Bash in May , anyway I will post my thoughts on here from time to time , you may not agree with them , but just my opinions .Charlie knows .

"Dave" should immediately convene an emergency meeting of the Cobra committee - it appears there are now clowns outside the Red Hall quarantine zone

Not 100% on that NR, IIRC the proper Charlie was actually called [iCairoli[/i, not Caroli, so [iour[/i Charlie may well be an imposter and therefore not a clown at all. Of course, I know that, due to the checks and balances and general robust controls which exist in cyberspace that would be impossible on the internet, but despite that, I just like to keep these conspiracy theories moving..

Nice to have a real clown on, instead of the usual ones from Wakefield.

Real clown:

Qué?

Hint - Polish goalkeeper

Charlie is NOT the Charlie Cairoli , the great man sadly passed away around 30 years ago , and was from Milan , where myself ,im a Napoli Caroli but still a Clown , I look forward to meeting you Bulls Fans .Charlie knows .

Edited for accuracy

Ahh, I think I remember some thing about that a few years back. Didn't the England soccer team coach call him a clown but then his team couldn't get the ball past him, so who [iwas[/i actually the clown was left in some doubt?

This is an inclusive chat and a half. A player from before my birth in a sport I've never watched.

Edit - because it's all about me me me obvs.