Meh. They all say that.

Except debaser, obviously.

I would hate to have you iPad users whingeing and whining incessantly all winter, so anybody who prefers it can play
[url=https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/robot-unicorn-attack-2/id541672969?mt=8Robot Unicorn Attack 2[/url instead, which has a nice Unicorn with rainbow mane and everything.

Sheeite. Does that mean I have to do it now?

I need a new excuse.

Er...

Done. I rule.

What's the rate of exchange between unicorns and turtles?

The good news is the camera on my phone is now working. I just need instructions on how to upload a photo & we are laughing.

After commissioning a detailed report from KPMG I've provisionally decided that the rate will be the Unicorn GB£ to the Turtle US$. Not that it really matters, as the per-player score in the comp is what I give them, from 0-6. There are marks for style as well as technical merit.

Your teammates clearly hate you and are ignoring you, and you can't be arrsed to read the instructions already posted. But as I am that sort of guy, here ya go - I think you should find all the instructions you need [url=http://www.inggoogleit.com/here[/url

I found I was able to get a much higher score by playing the ultimate edition which allowed me to play as Louie Spence wearing a Bradford top.

Suck on that geeks.

It's called tough love, dad, tough love. It was for your own good, and you can do it now.

(Well, or at least your butler can)

And I appreciate the kind thoughts.

Not a bad Photoshop, that. One giveaway is that nobody with half-health would in real life be so stupid as not to stand in the bubble generator. Also the fake score is in the wrong font.
It may be worth marks for effort, though, depending if I'm in a benevolent mood at marking time ...

RAB FACTOR - ROUND 3

Will take place this weekend. All you need to do is to predict the actual scores in the listed games, after 80 minutes. (No extra times/golden points etc to count).

You will score:-
2 points for a correct W/L/D prediction;
4 bonus points for predicting the correct margin (wrong way round is NOT correct)
5 points for each team's score you get correct.
5 bonus points for an all correct scoreline.

So you could score 21 points per game X 12 games = 252 points to be had.

For the RAB competition points, your scores will be worth as follows:

Score 50 or more = 6 RAB points
Score 36 - 49 = 5 RAB points
Score 30 - 35 = 4 RAB points
Score 24 - 29 = 3 RAB points
Score 17 - 23 = 2 RAB points
Score 10 - 16 = 1 RAB point
Score 1 - 9 = 0.5 for effort

Thursday 25th September 2014
First Utility Super League - Preliminary Semi-Final
Castleford Tigers v Warrington Wolves 20:00

Friday 26th September 2014
First Utility Super League - Preliminary Semi-Final
Huddersfield Giants v Catalan Dragons 20:00
Telstra Premiership - Preliminary Finals
South Sydney v Sydney 10:55

Saturday 27th September 2014
Telstra Premiership - Preliminary Finals
Penrith v Canterbury 10:55
National Conference Premier
East Leeds v West Hull 14:30
Leigh Miners v Wigan St Judes 14:30
Thatto Heath v Egremont Rangers 14:30
Wath Brow Hornets v Siddal 14:30
Wigan St Patricks v Skirlaugh 14:30

Sunday 28th September 2014
Kingstone Press Championship - Play Offs Grand Final
Featherstone v Sheffield 15:00
Leigh v Dewsbury 15:00
Kingstone Press Championship 1 - Play-Offs Final Eliminator
York v Hunslet 15:00

Castleford Tigers 10-36 Warrington Wolves


Huddersfield Giants 26-14 Catalan Dragons

South Sydney 19-18 Sydney
Penrith 18-24 Canterbury

East Leeds 20-30 West Hull
Leigh Miners 12-24 Wigan St Judes
Thatto Heath 36-18 Egremont Rangers
Wath Brow Hornets 18-32 Siddal
Wigan St Patricks 12-30 Skirlaugh



Featherstone 32-18 Sheffield
Leigh 28-8 Dewsbury
York 16-10 Hunslet

Please can we have an up to date table on round 2 to see where we are at score wise?

Thanks

Castleford Tigers 6 - 32 Warrington Wolves

Huddersfield Giants 12 - 24 Catalan Dragons
South Sydney 8 - 6 Sydney

Penrith 10 - 12 Canterbury

....and here my playing style becomes very much like Bullseye's:

East Leeds 20-30 West Hull
Leigh Miners 12-24 Wigan St Judes
Thatto Heath 36-18 Egremont Rangers
Wath Brow Hornets 18-32 Siddal
Wigan St Patricks 12-30 Skirlaugh
Featherstone 32-18 Sheffield
Leigh 28-8 Dewsbury
York 16-10 Hunslet

We're both from the Brian Smith school, hence the amazing similarities.

Round 3

Castleford Tigers 14-22 Warrington Wolves


Huddersfield Giants 22-12 Catalan Dragons

South Sydney 20-19 Sydney
Penrith 10- 32Canterbury

East Leeds 14-32 West Hull
Leigh Miners 14-22 Wigan St Judes
Thatto Heath 40-8 Egremont Rangers
Wath Brow Hornets 12-44 Siddal
Wigan St Patricks 4-18 Skirlaugh



Featherstone 40-12 Sheffield
Leigh 26-4 Dewsbury
York 16-10 Hunslet

Castleford Tigers 12-32 Warrington Wolves

Huddersfield Giants 22-24 Catalan Dragons

South Sydney 18-20 Sydney
Penrith 6- 22 Canterbury

East Leeds 18-30 West Hull
Leigh Miners 18-28 Wigan St Judes
Thatto Heath 30-10 Egremont Rangers
Wath Brow Hornets 10-32 Siddal
Wigan St Patricks 14-12 Skirlaugh

Featherstone 28-32 Sheffield
Leigh 36-10 Dewsbury
York 20-12 Hunslet

Great idea! I'm busy though but I appoint you my Temporary Deputy Round 2 Sheriff for the job of trawling through the posts and putting up the current scores posted in the form of an up to date table.

Castleford Tigers 6 - 32 Warrington Wolves

Huddersfield Giants 24 - 10 Catalan Dragons
South Sydney 14 - 10 Sydney

Penrith 16 - 12 Canterbury

East Leeds 10-30 West Hull
Leigh Miners 36-6 Wigan St Judes
Thatto Heath 24-20 Egremont
Wath Brow Hornets 22-18 Siddal
Wigan St Pats 18-12 Skirlaugh
Featherstone 30-18 Sheffield
Leigh 24-10 Dewsbury
York 22-10 Hunslet

You used the Smith Score Randomiser that I used obvs.

Indeed. Just as the great man taught me.

Thought entries for round 2 were open until this saturday?

What if you really don't care/cba?

Castleford Tigers 12-30 Warrington Wolves


Huddersfield Giants 20-18 Catalan Dragons

South Sydney 18-16 Sydney
Penrith 20-22 Canterbury

East Leeds 22-20 West Hull
Leigh Miners 32-8 Wigan St Judes
Thatto Heath 28-18 Egremont Rangers
Wath Brow Hornets 18-24 Siddal
Wigan St Patricks 18-14 Skirlaugh



Featherstone 28-24 Sheffield
Leigh 30-12 Dewsbury
York 10-18 Hunslet