Didn,t Kershaw also apologise afterwards saying he had made a mistake as video ref? Seem to get a few of those after the event when it's far too late

There has to be some deletes, otherwise it looks like 1 poster is having a conversation with himself

Some of the longest threads in this forum's history happened with one person talking amongst themselves.

Let's not forget Jordan Tansey at Cardiff, that still makes me throw the remote at the tele

I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants, it was Wedgie Kray.

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.'

I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's bisatchel.

I was having dinner with Garry Kasparov and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

badoom tssssh

phew dont tempt me!

I prefer to remember his hat trick and that first half of perfect rugby league. Not to mention Scots first tackle that dismembered Renouf for the rest of the game. Proactive defence of the highest order. The beauty was that a friend recorded the game on yes video tape and I watched it three times through sunday morning.

Leon has got over it and it was his (18th?) birthday, so thats life.

to add to FA's insufficient answer: I made several posts, triggered by several different posters all rather late at night. The only poster up at that time to answer my post, and it was in this specific case that they were a troll on their own fansite, (and the only sensible answer to that accusation was not to answer), was of course your very own FA. QED, he cannot help himself.

Eddie, dont get carried away, I supported you in your accusations about FA, nothing more.

VBFG ( RAB International heavyweight statistician of the World) what is the data, who has posted the most column inches in the last two years, who has posted the longest single post (exclude my attempt to get FA to make a single post that was a whole page long, I think you would call it cleansing the data). Dummit, I have just realised... all you guys are not FA sycophants, you too have been pressing the FA buttons and getting the same mechanical response. Oooh you bitches!

Change of advice Dr Feelgood. Have yourself a good laugh (and earn some money - but not much) by running a sweepstake on the extent of FAs over-response to the controversial question, what is the first letter of the alphabet?

so there we are. Four posts in one, to different people, who may choose to answer them or not, rather similar to last night.

Except tonight, FA, you have two options, the instinctive response of last night, or commonsense.

Give me a week.

Well the moderators are disappointed at your late night explosion. Here's a few of your quotes.







Now which way are we supposed to play it? We either stay "Light-touch" which you appear to be dismissive of, or we get a bit firmer in which case you probably said enough to get banned. I don't know what friendless and jobless computer nerds mod the other forums but we've got jobs and families that make light-touch the preferable option. I would hope anyone who has ever sent us a PM would attest that we are very friendly and approachable which is probably a better option than getting so wound up you go nuts in public.

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Vote remain.

TBH Martin, I really could not care less. Several on here have "blocked" me as I am very much seen as the pantomime villian of the piece. Which I am not.

It's a forum. We all need to contribute to it fully.

Nothing but token efforts from me I'm afraid.

Even an impassive, half-ar$ed vbfg offering is preferable to the vast majority of other posts on here.

Please don't ban martinwildbull. I only set the alias up to generate more site traffic.

I've not been on here long but is this the first time we've had a thread about a thread?

If only...

There would have been considerably fewer if you hadn't deleted the JVT thread and set in motion our fall from grace.

^ This.



Murderers

The superintendent, known to his colleagues as "Shameful Bob", was tentatively poking a live plug socket with a fork, when his luxurious beard began emitting Liquorice vapour.

Or an evening of avoiding my actual responsibilities.

I haven't worked it out across a time window. I don't particularly want to fan the flames of war without everyone involved stating their willingness. (That's not actually true but I feel morally obliged to publicly take that position),

What I did do though is score all the posts according to [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunning_fog_indexthis index[/url. Those who do make long posts do so pretty well. All bar a very few of the wordiest posts from pretty much anyone come in under 15.

A score of 18 is said to be "unreadable". Which is probably true in an academic / formal writing context, but not here where posts are generally much shorter and there's not too much to take in. That said, the "top" score is 129. I'm not going to say who that is. I daren't even look at it.

About 10% score above 30.

I have two goals:

1) To be a 2@

2) Not being a 2@ to anybody in particular.

Difficult to achieve both. Here's my proposed solution:

The next time there is a wordy argument simulated versions of the participants will be joining in.

Sort of like a modern take on Hamlet, as a gynaecologist? Interesting concept

A simulated Pumpetypump post:



An actual Pumpetypump post:



Nailed it in one.

Yes I think that's more than fair. I'm quite intellectually lazy, so my posts will be short streams of consciousness, from which I hope some sense can be gleaned.

Unless I'm writing a stream of consciousness that deliberately contains no hidden depths.

A little-known fact is that your "conscious mind" is just a tiny interface with the outside world, maybe a couple of percent of your total neurons, for the overwhelming majority that is really in charge, the subconscious.

You may think you're in charge- but you'd be wrong.