Well, now that our off-season has begun, if enough of you fancy a crack at what I aim to be the worst competition yet, please sign up here. The prizes will be even bigger and better than last time. (If not enough can be arrsed with it, fair enuff

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Adding your names to one expanding list would be great, thanks. Like so:


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1. tigertot

No idea what you are talking about but the opportunity to whup your ass once again is too good to miss.

Go on then.

2. Bullseye

I too haven't a clue what you are talking about. Could you explain it for any new visitors and those like me with early onset de...erm..thingy.

Put your name down and give the lad to time to think that far ahead.

3) vbfg.

4. debaser

I think I got unfairly thrown out of the competition last season. Biased reffing or something. So I will come back to wreak my unholy revenge.

Well basically whoever puts their name down will be split into teams, which will then be set a number of 'very interesting' challenges. You get points for things and you all know what points make.

There'll be a couple or so prelim rounds, and then eliminators, leading to a GF. The team that wins is the winner.

5. Bobsmyuncle.

When you got nothing - you got nothing to loose

Here's our Graham with a quick reminder:

RAB FACTOR I - CHAMPIONS
The Nick Zisti Appreciation Society - 118.15 points
Captain: bullinenemyland
Blotto
Lucky Luke
dddooommm

2nd place
The Chloroform Rags A-Team - 56.25 points

3rd place -
Paul Deacon Is God - 17 points

[iIndividual[/i RAB Factor I Champion went to Lucky Luke
The Final Individual contestant standings were:

Lucky Luke 69
bullinenemyland 59
Terrace singer 42.1
broadybull87 18
thepimp007 16
tigertot 15
mystic eddie 11
debaser 10.4
Pumpetypump 10
bobsmyuncle 2
Blotto 0.1
dddooommm 0

Terracesinger will do it much better.

You didn't get thrown out at all, you missed the last round due to (you claimed) sending your entry by post. This was an act of such brilliant stupidity that it was entirely in keeping with the competition spirit and I almost awarded you a bonus point. In the end i couldn't, but it still sticks in the mind as a stroke of pure comedy genius.

The list to date:

1. tigertot
2. Bullseye
3. Pumpetypump
4. vbfg
5. debaser
6. bobsmyuncle

1. tigertot
2. Bullseye
3. Pumpetypump
4. vbfg
5. debaser
6. bobsmyuncle
7. jayb

1. tigertot
2. Bullseye
3. Pumpetypump
4. vbfg
5. debaser
6. bobsmyuncle
7. jayb
8. Roger daly

1. tigertot
2. Bullseye
3. Pumpetypump
4. vbfg
5. debaser
6. bobsmyuncle
7. jayb
8. Roger daily
9.madasmcmadammcmad

1. tigertot
2. Bullseye
3. Pumpetypump
4. vbfg
5. debaser
6. bobsmyuncle
7. jayb
8. Roger daily
9.madasmcmadammcmad
10. Steel City Bull

1. tigertot
2. Bullseye
3. Pumpetypump
4. vbfg
5. debaser
6. bobsmyuncle
7. jayb
8. Roger daily
9.madasmcmadammcmad
10. Steel City Bull
11. Bullinenemyland

Back after captaining the winning side last year!!!

1. tigertot
2. Bullseye
3. Pumpetypump
4. vbfg
5. debaser
6. bobsmyuncle
7. jayb
8. Roger daily
9.madasmcmadammcmad
10. Steel City Bull
11. Bullinenemyland
12. TERRACE SINGER

OK that's enough for at least 3 teams, so the games can begin. I'll allow until Friday for any stragglers and round 1 and rules will go up at the weekend.

When teams are picked do we all stand around shivering while the popular ones get called out first?

Academic, as none of you are even remotely popular

Are players allowed dual registration?

Yes, dual registration applies. Any player wanting to register for a second team just needs to get their £50 dual reg fee in used notes in a brown envelope to me and job done.

Can I be in a decent team this time please? Last time my team mates let me down badly.

I've posted mine.

Yes, let me know who you want in your team and then you just need to get your £50 team pick fee in used notes in a brown envelope to me before Saturday, and job done.