I’d play:
Ryan
Brown
Webster - really missed his yardage/impact
Oakes
Grant - really missed his yardage on Sunday
Lilley
Milnes - needed for kicking and settled with Lilley
Kirk - although he wasn’t great Sunday
Hallas - workhorse (easy MOM I thought Sunday)
Crossley - gets targeted because he tires in defence
Minchella - his best position without doubt
Farrell - workhorse
Wood - workhorse

Wildie
Pelts
Roche
Storton
I’d leave DFJ out as they are so targeting him with their kicks! Too small!
I’d leave Flanagan out as he doesn’t seem to be a team player, just wants personal glory in my opinion

And the said Athletics would also include a spam javelin one would hope.

Spam javelin? Isn't that in Rogers's Profanisaurus?

Good to know there's someone else who had the same misspent youth growing up with Viz.

Personally I was on the edge of my seat the entire game and really enjoyed it, however my heart sank when in the last ten mins when we were in front we had Crossley, Kirk and minchella in the middle - it was always going to end badly. Every team targets Crossley, he cant get off the floor after he’s tackled someone and his defensive reads are dire! I knew what was going to happen before they ran through him. Minchella needs to be kept at second row as it’s his best position. Saying that I enjoyed the game

Partial to a post fart quip personally.

A bit more choke and she'd have started