There is a synergy of multiple threads here.

Our Chances of Promotion are similar to the likelihood of Justin Timberlake providing the Gameday Entertainment.

The Traction engine went off to be restored quite a few years ago IIRC. It wouldn't pass a modern risk assessment for what should be in a playground. I remember Pudsey park had two of the tallest slides I've ever seen too. There was absolutely no padding or anything around them. If you fell off the top you'd be dead. They were great fun but went with the traction engine too.

Can confirm all of the above anywhere with a WN postcode is abit rough

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Moss side has imporved alot since the shooty stabby days

That's a shame. I have fond memories of losing a finger on that.

Bans all round for you lot on the Wigan board. Even those of you who even quietly chuckled to yourselves.

I have not been on there for a while. I got sick of explaining to people the meaning of words that had more than two syllables.