Yay, let's all watch Mick make up words. Whoever let him have control of the official social media channels clearly has a screw loose.

I think I'll follow Ross's updates instead, at least they make sense.

Sorry guys! I'd been celebrating with my mate Saturday and Sunday as he's found out he's becoming a dad. I went to the game but didn't see this so sorry again.

No problem Bullsboy,as long as your not the mum

No i'm just the sperm donor

Are you the surrogate, bit like Tina on Corrie

Do you look like Tina on Corrie?

No, I look more like David Platt's sister with the genitalia of Hayley (Roy's wife).