If only people would read ..well just a post or three, before diving in with a big hammer

It depends who mentioned it as to whether that figure is accurate or ludicrous.

Back to the fat dogs.
I sit in the Tetley stand and love to hear the singing, unfortunately we cannot join in because we cannot hear the words clearly enough. How about adapting some well known ones that most people will know the words to, for example:

You are my sunshine/bradford
I can see clearly now the rain/Guilfoyle has gone

Any more suggestions?

sack the board,sack the board sack the board?