We became experts at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, wilting in the face of adversity and (most seriously of all, obviously) generally leaving us fans the laughing stock of the competition.
But the minutes of a secret board meeting have just come into our possession. And now we know the truth.
It transpires was it all a cunning, long-term plan to lull the rest of the competition into thinking they could safely take us for granted because we were a totally spent force.
So that this season, we could storm back and steal a good dozen games or so and be sitting near the top of the table before everyone else even realised we had been kidding them...
[size=85(Meanwhile, in other breaking news from THIS parallel universe...)[/size