well maybe he's not a good enough captain as what he's saying clearly isn't working

And TBF the advice to Potter is probably not actually physically possible

One suspects that had Mick and a few others managed to get hold of that guy somewhere nice and quiet, they might have seriously considered carrying out some rearrangement of his anatomy - such that in HIS case it WAS then physically possible?

For some reason, I suspect he'd had more than enough 'anaesthetic' and probably wouldn't have noticed.......

We were once getting a gob full from our captain behind the sticks. He was wearing a gum shield so it was virtually incoherent. One of the lads sadi "I wish you'd finish that fecking bacon sandwich before you opened your gob". Which is all anyone could ever think of when he spoke during the game.

This is how other club's coaches view Andy Lynch. Evidence from Harrison Hanson's disciplinary (not guilty btw)

"The player explained about the techniques that they are coached and that they have individual reviews of opponents. They were briefed he is the third best offloader in the game and gets really quick play the balls. Intention was to slow the play the ball down and prevent the off load. Lynch turned to look for the off load rather than being turned by the player's actions. The priority was to prevent the offload. Michael Maguire, representing the player, stated that in 2009 and 2010 Lynch was the highest off loader in the game. In 2011 he currently has the third highest number of off loads. To ensure he can off load effectively Lynch spins upon impact. Mr Maguire reiterated that Hansen's priority was to prevent the offload.