"Spanking" got my attention, but I agree with Shagger, it's too busy. I'd be happy to donate my avatar pic to the cause, if you like.

FA - methinks I am going to need a new avatar. I couldn't really get into this anti-Halley thing, even though I was right & he was over-rated by some he always gave his all. I will have to see who to focus my attention on when the signings are complete.

What if we don't sign anybody whom you hate?

Mind you I suppose failing all else there's always Bailey

I like Bailey, in a strange blokey way.

Strange? Way?

Is there something you want to own up to? Was it in Strangeways, maybe?

It's difficult & painful to describe

as I know you are supposed to dislike him if you are not a Rhino but I love how he infuriates other fans, especially Lancs, without doing much.