This is deplorable. Next thing is they'll be prioritising friendlies over league matches. Oh, hang on a minute.

I [ido[/i hope you feel better now that you got that pedantic rant off your chest.

Let's face it, if you had played us when you were supposed to you'd be even closer to Celtic Crusaders. At least by the time you do play us you'll have had a chance to find some form

A good version of "Memory" will make all the hassle worthwhile.

No problem, I'm off to watch the Bras this weekend with the rest of you tits