Quote ="bobsmyuncle"Hmm..
If Carlsberg ran the stadium then:
Buxom scantily clad waitresses or Adonis-like scantily clad waiters would constantly supply the crowd with soothing alcoholic drinks.
The sun would always shine befitting summer rugby and designer sun-glasses would be provided for free on entrance.
A choice of catering would be by Marco Pierre White and Akbars or Marks & Spencers for salads and sandwiches for the those of more modest calorie intake.
Each and every spectator would have their own working toilet.
There would be no Stewards
Bars would be plush and luxurious with seats for every one and enough staff to obviate waiting for service.
Lush, cush armchair seating in the stand and foot massaging steps on the terraces.
Home to ground helicopter taxi service.'"
If Carlsberg ran the stadium it would probably be the best stadium in the world. I.e. it
wouldn't serve Carlsberg and Tetleys.
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