Uri Geller, didn't see that one coming!

Jordy Chandler did...............allegedley but not proven!!

how many forums have you repeated that same joke on ??

Best thing that could have happened to his career.

Funeral dress code? Doesn't matter if it's black or White!

Dont blame his death on the moonlight, dont blame it on the sunshine, just blame it on the boogie.

I know he's not been dead very long ..... but I believe Bubbles has "gone Ape" and Uri Geller has gone on a Bender !

Authorities say that Jacksons body will be melted down and turned into Plastic childrens Toys - so that the kids can play with him for a change ....


Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message to paramedics on his way to hospital............. "Put me on the children's ward".

I had about 5 this morning before 9 am .. awesome considering it was my day off

only 5 - you need to get more friends



my phone was pinging from about 11pm last night - had to turn it off to get some kip

gary glitter has put in a world record bid for his laptop!!

He was going to be creamated,but because of all the plastic surgery he will now be recycled..

When farrah fawsett arrived at heaven and god granted her 1 wish.she wished for all the children to be safe.so god killed michael jackson

out of order

Yeah, god doesn't exist

If it had happened either 12-13 years ago or after his scheduled tour then yes.

Police say Michael Jacksons death could be suspicious, they are currently looking for a smooth criminal, he could be black or white but he is definantly bad and dangerous. The got fingerprints off the wall and reports of a man in the mirror so he has got to be there. They would like Ben and Billie Jean to come forward just in case they wanna be starting something.

Police have also said in their pursuit of this they don't stop till they get enough as they also found blood on the dance floor. It's going to be a tough case but police say they'll beat it.

That is superb

Awesome Stu!

Awesome, sheer awesome

Jackson asked for his remains to be melted down and made into carrier bags. That way he can still be white, plastic and a danger to kids!

Gary Glitter is happy after being left his photo album

He didnt have heart attack but was on a childrens ward and had a stroke

Whas the difference between Jacko and Fergy? Fergy will still be playing Giggs in august

His ghost has been seen at alder hey, apparently he's still trying to put the willies up children

Jockeys will wear black armbands tommorow for the man who rode the most 3 year olds

Loads more but gotta go ...come on saints

That last bit made me wet miself...

He's being made into Tesco's carrier bags

So he can be white , plastic and still a danger to kids

He's not even cold yet.

Enough.