Quote ="Noel Cleal""The surgeons have never seen what I have. I've got no ligament or nerve damage. They just levered it back in."
Levered it back in. Yuck. I can't read without shivering'"
*wince*
It's like the one about the bloke who dislocated a hip playing rugby but when they tried to put it back in for him one of his balls had accidentally fallen into the socket and got crushed.