Quote ="Fatbelly"Go on then I'll bite back.
Because, you live in Merseyside'"
I was born in St Helens, Lancashire matey - Merseyside is but an administrative county. Besides, if you wish to persist that "living in Merseyside makes you a Scouser", then both Warrington and Widnes are far more "Merseyside" than St Helens is. Warrington is "by the side of the river Mersey" as the river actually runs through the Town, whilst Widnes sits on the bank of the Mersey too....
Quote you have scouse accents '"
Wrong again. Most people in St Helens have a St Helens accent. They open their mouths when then talk and can even properly pronounce their t's.
Quote and wear shell suits. '"
I've never wore nor owned a shellsuit. Besides, what you have described there are "scratters" not scousers.
HTH.