I have 234 friends on Facey. Geddit? 2-frwee-four.

"I sped round town on a scooter with no helmet on when I was drunk, and i span round? in circles downing extra strenght beer."
-JOVEPS3

"Well I'm jus chillin writin more raps I made one called ing school, also I aint goin back to school? til my exams cuz I'm in alotta trouble for skipin class and punchin holes in the wall."
-JOVEPS3

Bang Bang Bang. You out Saturday mate?

I'm DJing kid. But should be out after. I usually DJ, get paid, buy drugs and alcohol then get messy and wake up wondering why I only have 3quid and an arm full of stamps.

Stopping in the Merriot tomorrow night. Ooh err.

I've trapped a wasp on my desk in a glass.

Is it still there?

Is that owt like the Marriot?

It was. It died

I used to work for a company called Anderson Marriott..............................terrible.....................................Thats about it really

You coming with me a Fidel 2moz LFC?

Nope. Spent my money on Saturday thinking it would sell out

I've puked today and yesterday. Must be a daily thing for me now. Puked in the pub yesterday and it was black horrible thick stuff. Dehydration problems? There wasnt much though, it was just a 1 puke. Todays was a monster puke. Had all last nights Big Macs and stuff in it. Could see the lettuce and stuff. Had burger and stuff coming out of my nose. So I blew my nose and there was bits of meat and sh[iit[/i it was amazing.

Bad times lad, was it hangover puke? Or ill puke?

I blame McDonalds!

Sounds like some crazy sh*t.

Have you seen it on those circus shows where they put a noodle strip in their mouths and get it out of their noses. Its amazing you can do that with meat man. Imagine if you could sniff coke and spit it out so you can sniff it up all over again.

That’d be ace that wouldn’t it?

f*ck that sh*t man

Don’t you think that Ronald McDonald looks like some crazy psychotic clown that destroyed the innocence of circus jokers for good.

If you want to go il get you one. Pay me back when you get your readies.

Both hangover pukes. Everytime I get the nausea feeling I make myself puke. I can't stand the feeling of it at all. It makes me meltdown. So I just puke. Or try to. I'll probably puke again today at some stage.



If only.

I can't handle hangovers anymore. They just get worst.

Nah your alright

Im not lending money for a game thats on the tv

Il ring for this afty then.

Was going to put a couple of grand on a company on the stock market yesterday for long term investment but chose not to as I would wait abit. All posititve talk etc. Had a look at it today and the shares rose to nearly a 1/3 this morning.

Shall I laugh or cry

If it was me it would be

Il get you it and you DONT have to pay me back.


Although i will take a beer from you.