And you scored the winner against Wycombe yesterday or is that what you were masturbating over last night.

Bulls are playing even in the off-season?

- Launched a business

- Launched a second business

- Developed a third business

- Written perhaps my last 'degree' essay

- Got a new job

- Travelled the country for my new employer

- Got some exam results revised up to a pass

- Signed up for a new college course

- Posted on here occasionally

So, not much then ....

Got stuck into the bowling again and started saving for the pre-season trips and of course the new season. cannae wait.

Got 3 of my houses rented out.

Helped the Titans go top of the league and Round 2 of the National cup.

Joined the Board at Leeds Akkies.

Booked a holiday to New York.

Not bad.

Bought a car which turnd out to be an alien robot.

Discovered a race of alien robots trying to destroy the World.

Teamed up with another race of alien robots to save the World.

Pulled Megan Fox.

Started University.

Destroyed the pyramids.

Died.

Came back to life.

Saved the World again.

Did Megan Fox.

I think that's everything. Oh hang on a minute, I might be getting confused with my life since October and the the two Transformers films? I'm always bloody doing that.

I've tried but struggled a bit to motivate myself to go to the gym and do my rehab to start palying again.
Hopefully I'll be making (another) comeback from injury this weekend tho.
I discovered the huge phenomenon that is dancing Damo and I'm hooked on his catchy dance routines.
I'm slowly developing my 5yr old son into the out and out prop Leeds will require in the future, we are currently at the cheap shot part of training. We have been watching loads of Ryan Bailey and Queens rlfc clips.

Worked

Went to Florida

Saw the Bucs get stuffed

Came home

Saw the Bucs get stuffed again and again but this time on TV

Thats about it really. Not done too much at all.

This past week alone I took an upper class flight 3 seats away from MC Hammer, did an 18 mile bike ride over the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco through Sausalito and into Tiburon, went to an Ice Hockey game in San Jose, saw Metallica in the last leg of their US tour, drank tequilla at 9am with the friendliest bunch of Oakland gangsta rappers I have ever met and watched an NFL game.

Its' now 3am and my body thinks its' 5pm so I'll now go surf for porn before hitting the sack.

Is that a new technique you have been working on?

That seems an odd reason to ride a bike.

I once came runner up in a competition to dance like MC Hammer in a nightclub in Aukland. I would have loved to have met the great man himself (obviously I wouldn't have touched him, becuause you can't).

Really?

Chuck Norris can.

Really. You've no idea how gutted I was when I didn't win.

Chuck Norris can do anything he god-dam likes, thats why he's Chuck Norris.

been watching NCL Amateur rugby league (although we ain't doing that well at the moment!!) on a saturday and on sunday's helping to coach my under 17's team to the top of the division with 8 wins from 8 scoring 262 points and conceding only 24 in the process, also getting to a yorkshire cup semi final and looking to book our place in another in the next few weeks.

I have perfected it now so I'll pop around at about 9.30pm.

You're all lieing.

I'm not. Swear down and everything.

-continued my studies at uni in leeds
-visited Oldham
-visited Edinburgh
-become a very good debater
-got interested in philosophy
-got drunk
-lost my virginity
-made a load of new friends

it's been a good first semester.

Talking b*llocks at 3am with other layabout p*ssheads does not count as philosophical debate.

It's a shame that the other stuff doesn't live up to the excitement of the Oldham visit.

Well, it IS the home of the tubular bandage, you know ....