I got 2 free wilsons pies. mmmmmmmm.

Celtic? You gotta be kidding.

No. Nice three-quarter lengths too.

If he was kidding, he would have said 'what do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?'

It was Yeovil wasn't it?

He looked taller than i imagined.

You've been paying far too much attention



They were actually shorts but I am only 4ft 11

See my previous comment

...you've been imaging me too?

Dear oh dear.

Il get me stillettos.

Well, you did used to live round the corner from me James.

broadband must be good in remote pakistan then

i'm home now fool!

well silly me!!!!!!!!! that was a quick in and out

Aren't they all

Jamie. Has been for years.

i thought someone would bite just didn't know who

Which one is the stalker

i didn't have time to reply, guess i'm not that quick!

oh, and i had less time to get shot at that way, i'm not a small target nowadays!

no your not,as my mrs mentioned. never says nice things about me

am i right in thinking that after thursday night, that your missus said that i was big?

er, yes