I've only heard of 3 on that list.

I wonder what Eric's (or Dave's) wife is called??

Erica or Davina.

Erics attempts at telling his team mates Leon Pryce had just tackled him fell flat just like he had done

Really??

I thought Anna Recksiek or Olive Branch would add more comedy value??

The really funny thing about all this, is that the Erics actual genuine real name is Damo.

I sh*t you not.

AKA Juan Kerr ?

ooops . almost forgot Eric Hunt and Phil McAycole .

Another pearler for you...

Reminds me of the old 'spot the ball' coupons.

The 30 second time delay that the doctors had programmed into Daves head was playing havoc with his private life.

Dave dyed his hair, got a tan, put some weight on and learned to drop kick backwards for the second half.

" Im the backwards man, the backwards man I can kick back as fast as you can"

Thats my fecking chant



That i stole from Tom Greens excellent "freddy got fingered"

So its not your "chant" then ?



Anyway apart from that and " Daddy would you like some sausage...." the film is shoite and quite sick

How about.

Big Lad in kicks ball crap shocker

Dave had chosen the most inappropriate time to impress his mates with his ‘Ministry of Silly Walks’ routine.

Dave's team mates would remind him after the game that there was a time and place to play "Invading Poland", but it wasn't while they were defending the kick off.

PFU player of the month is Dave .
He ate enough pies , wore the correct boots , and didn't kick the ball .

Saints fans finally produce "conclusive" photographic evidence that Lee Smith was offside in last year's grand final.

The Keith Senior kicking out technique pamphlet that Dave bought on eBay turned out to be useless when he realised he couldnt get his legs that high

winner by plenty

I agree

Big Dave loses his footing thanks to a ill-placed bar of soap on the rugby pitch.