Was Pudsey but wasn’t a real job. I was sent they by a profiteering private company who send people on work placements. How did I fall for this - promised me a job but wasn’t coming. Wanted to swap days around and they wouldn’t have it leaving me living the life of a monk for the five weeks. Leaving ASDA was the best thing I’ve done this year because the Americans have run that place down.


I was one of those self righteous global warming idiots although I didn’t believe it. Was fun

I think I stood next to Tony Ferrino. Whatever his name is.

I’m single

Hahahahaaa

No s*#t sherlock!!!

Its for the best

It's because you spelled her name wrong.

Aye. Pronounced it wrong as well ended it for good though!

I like your style lad

Can’t believe I’ve missed the bank holiday Sunday night out yet again! Still I’ve had a good few days so going out tonight would be well greedy. So lost in time at the moment I though yesterday was Friday and today is Saturday. Anyone else lost in time?

Aye lad I did it earlier was thinking it was saturday

I never do anything cool for bank holidays.

That's because yer too busy being cool for the rest of the year LAD!

You always know the right things to say. It's true though, it's hard work being cool allllll the time. Need a day off. Might just get a beer&aburger today.

I think you should do classes on teaching people how to be cool.
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Lets hope it's exciting enough that you don't have to post on here from your mobile eh!

It just comes naturally. You're either cool, or you aren't. Some people try too hard.

I'm back!!

I trust that you all missed me.

Why, did you go somewere?

Probably just made the biggest mistake of my life!

Back with the missus?

Yes



Shame am not broadcasting this on the sinbin. People will cut me down on they like with the dole!

Like an hole in the f000king head.