I wonder how many column inches the Daily Mail will give this tomorrow?

Probably the only 'test' Hock has passed.

Quote ="tvoc"Probably the only 'test' Hock has passed.'" He'd pass this one: chavstest.com/

Quote ="tvoc"Probably the only 'test' Hock has passed.'" He'd pass this one: chavstest.com/

Quote ="leicester_rhino"He'd pass this one: chavstest.com/'" I failed

Quote ="leicester_rhino"He'd pass this one: chavstest.com/'" I failed

Quote ="leicester_rhino"He'd pass this one: chavstest.com/'" As did I - 67%. Mainly due to saying yes to Elizabeth Duke jewellery, pot noodles etc even though they were a lonnnnnnnnnng time ago.

Quote ="leicester_rhino"He'd pass this one: chavstest.com/'" As did I - 67%. Mainly due to saying yes to Elizabeth Duke jewellery, pot noodles etc even though they were a lonnnnnnnnnng time ago.

Quote ="leicester_rhino"He'd pass this one: chavstest.com/'" 22% for me

Quote ="leicester_rhino"He'd pass this one: chavstest.com/'" 22% for me

48% for me.

30% for me.

33%.

I got 30%, but I have to query some of those questions. It seems like an "are you really posh, southern and went to public school" test in places. Examples:

Question: Do you have "tea" as your evening meal?

I certainly do. As do all right-thinking Yorkshire folk.

Question: Do you call your Grandmother your "Nan"?

Yes. As above.

Question: Have you ever relieved a hotel room of its freebie shower gel or shampoo?

Now come on, it's a freebie, why wouldn't you take it?

Question: Do you own those socks that are cut off below the ankle so it looks like you aren"t wearing any?

OK, not a posh question, but I do own these, for running as I find them more comfortable. I refute that this makes me a chav.

Question: Was your education paid for by the tax-payer?

Erm, yes. As I would think was the case for everyone who went to a state school, wouldn't it?

Question: Have you ever cut out and used money off coupons from magazines?

Now, I answered no to this, but I think if there was a coupon for something I wanted it would just be silly not to use it wouldn't it?


I have also eaten Pot Noodle many times, and next time I'm on a multi-day walk and need something with a lot of carbs and not a lot of weight for camping food, I'll do it again. So there.

I was positive on those too, I'd add in the likes of shopping at the co-op (who hasn't?), buying own brand beans (why not?), wearing a football shirt (obviously), buying ciggies off people (yes - when I was a kid) and wearing Classic Reeboks (yes but over 10 years ago - I know this as I wore them when the eldest was born - along with a Newcastle Knights shirt, some beige Levi cords - honest - and a pair of green socks).

I've never shopped at a Co-op for the simple reason that I don't think I've ever lived near one. I have shopped at Iceland though, mostly when I was a student, but again not recently mostly because I don't live near one.

I have also worn football shirts when not playing football. In fact I spent most of my youth wearing football shirts.

I don't like beans and I've never smoked, so that probably saved me 2 points.

I shall be consuming some ASDA own brand beans this very evening.

30% for me!

26% for me

Its a bit of a c[irap[/i "test" isn't it, I got 30% and answered yes to all of the above questions too, I mean who wouldn't take the shampoo and soap out of your hotel room, you bloody well paid for them - last xmas at the Crown Plaza in Birmingham I noticed that they'd send up all sorts of toilet stuff if you'd forgotten yours, so I rang reception and ordered toothpaste, a toothbrush, some aftershave and hair gel, yes hair gel, me, hair gel.

I nearly ordered some tampons too (they were on the list) but as I was staying on my own I didn't want the porter to think I was a bit strange - they sent a bellboy up with a bag of goodies for free and I didn't tip him

Ace beans, as are the co-ops, especially with a dash of pepper sauce

I admit (or proudly proclaim - depending on my mood) to even taking the loo roll from hotels.

There was once a young lad named Hock
Who powdered his nose with some rock
After too many blows
And the coke up his nose
He’ll end up in clink sucking *ock.

[i"Barman, a drink please ...."

"Certainly Sir, what will be it ..."

"Well, actually I'd like to try a fairly new drink, it's called a Gareth"

"Oohhh Sir, I don't think I'm familiar with what goes in to a Gareth ... Would Sir care to enlighten me ?"

"It's a very simple mix of Hock & Coke"[/i

Eyethan-que

quite a few by all accounts, but considering RL players are warned in advance of test dates it takes a right thick tw*t to get caught......step forward Mr Hock.

Ya roll ya fiver up
Ya stick it up ya nose
Snort in
Snort out
Snort it all about
Ya do the Hockie – Cokie and we all get high
That’s what it all about.

Oh the Hockie – Cokie…