i would avoid Academy on a Saturday night, its Sh-t

Some of us cant go out on a Monday. Work & Hangovers dont mix

It doesn't matter where Loz goes, he doesn't drink anyway.

He didn't seem under the influence when i saw him outside the academy the otherr week

your the second person to say that night I didnt look drunk


my appearence in McDonalds Kirkstall the following morning would say otherwise

You didn't, you know theres people being sick, scrapping in lumps, staggering between taxis and theres Lawrie looking rather sober!

I dont remember being in there tbf, thats why we went there last night to actually see whats its like

Aye even had one of the doormen telling us it’s a cockfest!

You wouldn't know what to do if it was full of females though would ya?

Its poor tbh, very poor

Just play Spice Girls all evening from that scratched CD that mysteriously turns up when you’ve ran out of things to play!

What kind of music is it in the academy?

I assume it will be all the indy stuff!

That as the most surreal meal I've ever had!

Mindswept all Saturday night with my mate Trev me.

my pants are getting moist at the prospect of a night of trance on the 23rd

Why? It's easy to have a certain type of night any day of the month. Any day of the year.