Not a chant, but the mass of red cards prepared by one esteemed member of the board to greet a visiting player at Headingley takes some beating.

Didn't that little jape make the YEP?

It wasn't too long ago since a large section of the South Stand and fans in other areas, were waving banners and chanting 'Hetherington out!'

Anyone remember chanting along to this ?

My favourite was a couple of seasons ago when the mighty Cas were thumped the previous weekend at home by Warrington and we were due to play them on the Friday night and it was to be the SKY game that weekend. As SKY feared another thumping they changed games at the last minute.

When Cas ran out for the match they were greeted by 'You're too $h1t, you're too $h1t, you're too $h1t for SKY TV, you're too $h1t for SKY TV!'

We were in our seats for Quins vs Dragons game and none of you there

Not sure, but it was in the League Express.

So I'm told.

I would like to see the Hey McBanana song manifest next season!

Not a song as such but I was once stood next to a bloke who had his pipe out and was spinning it round (I believe it is called windmilling) and it made a really good whooshing noise as it span through the air.

I was, and I was sat surrounded by Saints fans for the game

i'd keep that to myself if i were you

"you're not Gateshead anymore"
To Hull FC in response to "you're not singing anymore"

"Marcus Bai-sexual"
(tune of F*ck Off, Mourinho) when he was at Bradford

That was a great night IIRC didn't he get sin-binned in the second half and jim fallon going over for the winning try!
Happy Days.

Long time ago. The sprinklers went wrong and managed to spray the lower half of the Southstand. To which the rest sang "what's it like to have a wash".

Very funny and clearly not planned. Exaclty why sports chants are a big part of the game.

And the snowstorm of betting slips at KR?
Same culprit, one suspects.
Funny though.

The winter of '95, the pubic announcement of Super League and summer rugby.

I don't know why I remember this so specifically, but it was at Wilderspool, behind the sticks, the Sky cameras were there and the chant was:

"You can stick summer rugby up your (clap, clap), you can stick summer rugby up your (clap, clap), you can stick summer rugby, stick summer rugby, stick summer rugby up your (clap, clap)"

1999 iirc

I enjoyed the 'Iestyn, whats the score, Iestyn Iestyn whats the score' in the 2004 Grand final as he went up to collect his losers medal.

No doubt it's yet another rip off of another clubs song.

If you made that up then you are complete t[iit[/i.

"when i was just a little boy i asked my mother what should i be"!!


She said work in accounts in a sh*t engineering firm in huddersfield so i did! never looked back since!!

Were you on a school trip?

You mean you didn't know? Very few of the barmy army actually qualify to support Leeds.

They're bandwagoners.

If it's this one:



Then it looks like a $hit version of Liverpool's Torres song. Before they started singing it, United used it for O'Shea, and I'm sure there's other clubs who have used it.

I'm sure Jamie is really pleased that the only way Rhinos fans can honour him in a song is due to his c**k rather than his rugby ability.

What do you expect from that lot?

haha thats what i thought when i read it back but couldn't be d editing.

[i"What's it like to be outclassed'[/i is always a good one for a team getting stuffed.