Good piece that



This bit in particular I cannot argue with

"Football today is for namby-pamby lady-boys who fall over when someone approaches their personal space, their personal space being a circle drawn within a two foot radius of themselves, football today is a non-contact sport where a tackle on a player is likely to reduce that tackled player to tears with stomping feet and threats to scweem and scweem until they are sick."

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Brilliant

This South Korea side look the business. Quality goal from Park Ji Sung to put them 2 - 0 up.

BTW..

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Greece have made them look "the business"

Anyhow, which dipstick had a car flag on his car and opened both windows on the car and lose his flag?

You?

We have a winner!!!!!!!!

FUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOUCHDOWN USA

Well that was different.
Love the way Townsend and the other fella were talking up Heskey!!
He won a few headers and layed it off a few times then fooked up every decent chance he had!
Need to improve 100% if we are to get any further tha the 2nd round imo.

I'll never get that two hours back now

Us Americans are not happy with the result, whats a draw? wheres the overtime?

Good old England,it's hard to decide what was worse the Footy team or the 50+ mauling none event at Leigh.

Who's backing the beard then?

James Cordons World Cup Show, hes got the players (David James, Frank Lampard and Steven Gerrard) behind him..

Basically, Dont shave until England are out of the World Cup.. as David James would say 'Don't shave for England

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Do England play any games mid-week through the daytime ?

I work totally from home now and I want to email all of the footie fans (Villa and Brum supporters) at head office to tell them that I'm NOT watching the game

Ahhh right didn't watch that,the t.v went off after that bag 'o' sh#*e!

England's final world cup group game, against Slovenia, Wednesday 23rd June, kicks off at 3PM.

The James Corden programme is an even bigger bag of shoite!!

The lard d unfunny man just shouts at random celebrities

Excellent, I'll be spamming them all afternoon over how the one person in the whole company who could legitimately watch the whole game without needing to throw a sickie is sat watching a re-run of Loose Women instead.

After tonight mate they'll agree with yer!

Who is James Cordon?

I guess I will.

He did ok today I though. I really don’t know why people hate him?

I already have one, I decided to cultivate it over a year ago. Since then I have noticed how fashionable it's become. Once again I'm one step ahead,



On the other hand, I'm hoping Katie Perry's suggestion is not met with enthusiasm.

The bit about the kids is the most dissapointing thing I see in sport. The way parents (and coaches) cheat, and teach their kids to cheat is disgusting. We used to take my son to tennis lessons but I read a piece about how it all works when they get to competing age and stopped. Kids umpire thier own games up to a certain age and they cheat. Parents abuse their kids opponents during the game and acuse them of cheating if they call balls out and they threaten and abuse other parents.
I saw a grown man run onto a park footy pitch where 11 year olds were playing a match and call a lad a Wan*** (with the appropriiate gestures) because he missed a one on one with the keeper. 11 years old?
I even see it in Rugby - mini's for f***s sake. We turned up to one club and played a match (under 7's) and our lads went behind by a couple of scores and then blitzed the other team. We have on-filed coaches at that age group so I was with them counting just like the kids were (they all know the score exactly). We finish the game winning 13-8 and the ref (the host clubs coach) says - "congratulations - 10 all". You just have to grit your teeth and shake hands, but the kids all knew what had happened and some got upset. They don't mind losing, but that got to a couple of them because they didn't understand what had happened.
There is one club we play who beat us at every age group bar ours - and they hate it. Their coach whinged at our festival after we beat them, so when we visited he tried to put things straight. We only had 9 kids with us that day and he had 25. He picked his best 7 and didn't make any subs (not the way it's done - the idea is for all the kids who turn up to play - that's what they pay membership for and that's your job to coach all the kids). As is the way, the home club coach refs the game. He wasn't just slightly biased, he openly cheated. The worst was when he allowed one of his players to run half the pitch and score while having no tags (as all my lads were telling him - how do you tag a player without tags?). In the rules, it's a turnover of posession. He explained that because one of our lads had "pushed" one of theirs a bit earlier he was going to allow the score. It went on like that the whole first half. I had to retire and swap with our other coach because I wouldn't heve made it throught the second half without t@ting him. It carried on the second half, but our lads were on fire and we won by 3 clear scores - or in his counting - one clear score. We shook hands at the end of the game and then we had another game against his second team - "you'll easily beat them, they're not up to much" he said as he sulked off. What a complete t0$$$er.