I was hoping you would enter the fastest man competition, I'd have slapped tenner on you and stood at the end with a pint, such would be your need for alcohol you would have broken the record and I would have been considerably richer.

I did enter but was disqualified – failed the drugs test – apparently they couldn’t find any blood in my ‘blood sample’!

I also thought that due to your alcohol content the 90m would have turned into a 3 mile wobble ending in the toilets so maybe my money wouldn't have seen such a great return.

Snap



I'll be waiting till after the game to get drunk. Can't miss this game for the world!

I just won't be doing anything. Never seen the appeal to do stuff. I mean, getting stuck in all that traffic, paying stupid prices for food & drink.

Damo . You did know i was joking about Steveo didn't you . As funny as it would be for you to slap his fat head , please don't do it . It could result in prosecution for assault . And we wouldn't want the modabe to get upset anymore than he already is ..





End of .

If I did..



It would have been planned between me and Stevo!

Want me to ask stevo if he is up for it ?

Nooo lol

Sort it on Friday . Come in the supporters club after the game . We can ask fer nowt hehehe .

Meeting people unfortunately!

Bottled it .



You are Damo Pryce and I claim my 5 pounds