been called worse than that

Bet you have!!!!!

Not sure, do they stand behind a instrument clapping and "shouting come on chaps!!"

I'll give you one thing. You're persistant. Repetitive, but persistant.

Still failing though.

Do people actually pay and take time and effort to watch these live shows?

Is is still as gimmiky and as fake as ever?

Not sure whether they are free or not to be honest but they are funny, I usually find the talented ones more funny mainly becasue eventually they all end up in McDonalds or smoking crack down a alley in Manningham.

Cheryl Cole. Drool.

didn't you go see Robbie Williams in concert?

Like Will Young, Shane Ward, Leona Lewis and Alexandra Burke you mean?

That's you owned again.

I'll give you those two, they have managed to release more than one successful record so far.

The other two are pushing it though.

Shane Ward?

Hasn't he just been commentating on the Ashes for Sky?

Are they working in Mcdonalds or smoking crack down an alley in Manningham?

Yes I said 'an' not 'a' as my English is a class above the thick f***** Ramrod.

Oh and, I forgot Girls Aloud!

I did know about a month back i just didn't feel the need to start an X-Factor thread stating that...

There was already one going!

I'll give you one for each of those (except for the ginger one).

Didn't spot it otherwise i'd have mentioned it...

dont look at the ginger one, she has a cracking body

me? no.

david essex and the osmonds yes, but not robbie williams.

And you talk to me about musicians?????

King of the Gypsies is David Essex.

And the Osmonds played instruments while singing too, thats 100% more than Take That do.

Oi! David Essex is a hero!

Is it his hair that you like?

Its sh[ii[/ite now though

He was to my Auntie Pat. She used to follow him around the country when he toured.

She's from the side of the family we don't talk about often.

David Essex has and always has been garbage.