I forgot where I was intending for that gag to go





went to Pet Sounds last night at Academy, slightly not sober


its gash, when slaughtered its good, not sober tho,no

Heard Vodka Nation are starting there on a Saturday night, but agreed Pet Sounds is crap

`Bombs are £4.80

go next door an do all the bombing you want for £2.50 a go

Bud and a bomb in the box came to just over a £5 last night

Bottle of Tequila was £14 in tesco last night,

Box 'int badly priced really, its pretty good in there

£1 a pop in there on a Monday...

Do Bombs do anything for you?

make the world a lovely place and all the women around you look stunning

im sick of that place

If im out on a night out I always go in there at some stage of the night

Why where do you go?

I need to know so that I can avoid these places

i would avoid Academy on a Saturday night, its Sh-t

Some of us cant go out on a Monday. Work & Hangovers dont mix

It doesn't matter where Loz goes, he doesn't drink anyway.

He didn't seem under the influence when i saw him outside the academy the otherr week

your the second person to say that night I didnt look drunk


my appearence in McDonalds Kirkstall the following morning would say otherwise

You didn't, you know theres people being sick, scrapping in lumps, staggering between taxis and theres Lawrie looking rather sober!

I dont remember being in there tbf, thats why we went there last night to actually see whats its like

Aye even had one of the doormen telling us it’s a cockfest!

You wouldn't know what to do if it was full of females though would ya?

Its poor tbh, very poor

Just play Spice Girls all evening from that scratched CD that mysteriously turns up when you’ve ran out of things to play!

What kind of music is it in the academy?

I assume it will be all the indy stuff!

That as the most surreal meal I've ever had!

Mindswept all Saturday night with my mate Trev me.

my pants are getting moist at the prospect of a night of trance on the 23rd

Why? It's easy to have a certain type of night any day of the month. Any day of the year.