i'm banned from facebook. don't ask why but it's to do with chocolate body paint, a girl from leeds and blue lingerie

I'm now on Facebook

My kids are mortified.

I just choked on air

its all about Twitter

i'm not kidding either. she lived very close to mr swiftcorn.
it's a long story but basically don't let your mrs have your password

that's a bit INXS isn't it?

My GF did... I changed it and she is now an ex. The order of events I just mentioned may not be in the correct sequence though

I'm also on Twitter

My kids don't know yet

always knew you were a twit. so did your mrs after the pond incident

Faulty nails is what the inquiry found.

Edited

Is he originally from Cas Vegas?

Sussexrhino, I think you'll have got the gist by now.

Thats Sam Buca II



I am funny, i made Gav lol twice in a day.

I agree with the rest of the analysis though and that Gav's mum is fit. I would.

No no, I'm just winding him up! He makes incest jokes at me because I'm from Cumbria all the time! He's a bully really!

Ha I think I have. Oh and one thing I forgot to mention in my first post, I am female

The football forum I posted on everyone assumed I was male for the first however long so thought I'd clear that one up straight away!!!

I wouldn't have mentioned that. Certain posters like to hit on females over the internet.

Be warned

Harrigan flirts with girls on Facebook.

Sam Buca II flirts with girls on Twitter.

Which would you prefer?

Me too but don't worry no-one's ever hit on me although a few would probably like to hit me.

Just re-read SR's OP and she goes to Leeds Uni... she's way too old for Sam Buca

I was on about you, but it seems like Lawrie's style too.



Aye, your sister is more my age

I am 20. No idea if that makes me too old or too young



As for twitter or facebook....I don't use twitter so it'll have to be facebook!!!

*runs and hides*

Dont give your name out. Lawrie & Jord will come searching.

I'll be good and leave you alone for now then