Puig Aubert wants you to post some pictures of your 16 year old girlfriend so we can answer your question as accurately as possible.

In Salou, aged 16 you are allowed to smoke in bars. Just ignore all the signs that say 'No Smoking', everyone else does.

Wear your Football shirt, but don't worry if you forget to take one, there are many shops selling fake replica shirts for about 50p.

Don't go in the 'Rangers' bar wearing green.

Don't worry about only being 16. There is no minimum age limit for drinking alcohol is Salou. You can get a bottle of vodka for £3 from 'Supamercado'

No need to learn Spanish. It's Spanish law that only English is spoken in resorts like Salou.

Have a great time

If you PM me the long number on the front of your mum's card, the expiry date and the last 3 digits from the back of the card I can do you a special check online to see if you will have any problems booking with it.

TIA.

If you want a drinking partner McF may be able to put you in touch with the Big Fella.

In fact McF I have a tale of free drink (s) that he managed to scam the other week.

I've made a mental note to PM you

2) I am booking it on my mum's card because i havent got a credit card as yet. But my mum has a diffrent surname to me. Will they allow me to do this?

Only if she is a MILF

Make sure to put plenty of cooking oil on yourself around midday, sun cream is expensive and doesn't work as good as oil.

I used to know someone who used a mixture of olive oil and vinegar as sun cream, on holiday, in Corfu, in Aiugust.

We could hear him frying from the other end of the beach

When I'm ready to commit suicide then joining your dad in a session and matching him drink-to-drink is the exit method that I will choose

Yes they will be bothered that you're sixteen. They wont let you do it.
No they wont allow you to use your mothers credit card.

Also, why have you posted this on every board you total gloit?

Just to let you all know, I rang up Ryan air this morning.

I asked 1) Is it OK if 2 16 year old fly. To which my reply was , That's fine as long as both passengers are 16 years old on the date of the departure.

2) I have book on my mums card, would this also be ok? To which my reply was, Yes thanks fine it doesn't matter who's name it is booked.

To be honest, I don't think the hotel accommodation will mind about us both been 16.

Shut up muppet!

What did you do that for?

Why didn't you just post the questions about ryan air on a rugby forum?

Oh.


And it's 'being'.

Who is this 'Ryan Air,' and how come he knows all the answers?

Does he charge £1 per answer?

Gotta be more than that, surely?


£1.50?

Make me, big boy!

Careful now Danny - remember he is 'Bradford's Top Lad'

Hardly a lot of competition is there?!

I'm shaking. God knows what he'll do if he's been eating his crayons again.

He will be getting 'Bradfords top Dad' onto you next

I think you’ll find this is Bradford’s top dad and he’ll be leaving many of his kids that his girlfriend doesn’t know about at home.