Oh if only...


There would be "Ilkla Moor bar t'at" followed by "She's a Lassie from Lancashire" ... and only the old people in the crowd would sing along, all the while Bernard would try and look interested thinking "I haven't been up north for forty fekkin years why do they pick me for this job every year"

From an RFL Marketing email:

Wombats Set to Rock Old Trafford


Top Indie rock band The Wombats will headline the pre-match entertainment at the 2009 engage Super League Grand Final at Old Trafford, Manchester, on Saturday October 10.



The Liverpool-based trio, who were last year named ‘Best Dancefloor Fillers’ at the prestigious NME Awards, will perform hits from their best-selling album A Guide to Love, Loss & Desperation.



Appearing alongside The Wombats will be All Angels, the best-selling classical-pop crossover group who are fresh from supporting soprano Katherine Jenkins on her UK tour.

Who asked you?

You're not going to a gig you bumboclaat. It's a friggin rugby game.

You got my back G. I got yours too homeboy.

Whenever you flick the V's do you blow a rasberry? I hope you do.

Depends whose gerrin the flying V mate. If it's a mate, they get full rasberry treatment, if it's a girl, they get a scrunched up face if it's an enemy they get a thump.

I'll be in the concourse drinking anyway, I've already seen them three times.

Anything is better than Scouting For Girls from last year.

Katherine Jenkins can come back though!

She is stunning!!

Nice voice too I heard

You mean she sings too I hadnt noticed

the wombat's will sing their theme tune "you got out the wrong side of bed and liked it" especially for jammer

I thought their theme tune was the one about picking up litter on Wimbledon Common ?

Bands preceeded by the word 'the' are always crap

The Beatles

The Rolling Stones

The Who

Yeah – you're right…

with the exeption of the beatles who I dont like, u are right my error, it tends to be the modern 'the' bands who are crap.
....change the beatles with the doors and I'm with you

...having said that though, by my theory, football fan chumps favourite should have been called The Oasis...and what about The FYC, my theory is shot!

Do "The Verve" count as modern?

(although admittedly 90% of people forget the "The" in their name)

...having said that though, by my theory, football fan chumps favourite should have been called The Oasis...and what about The FYC, my theory is shot!

your gonna have to get with the times

Will it be a proper tune and can you hear the words?

Will you be able to whistle it ?

How crap would a band be if they were to call themselves 'The The' ?

chris spedding. the only man ever to have played with the wombles and the pistols!