If we lose the match this evening are we going to blame the lost conker , or the ref ?

What would you do mick ?

you need more than a f'kin conker mick.
a new coach and 8 new players would be a start

At least we still have Damo's Buddah... please tell me we still have Damo's Buddah. We cant lose 2 Icons like this in 1 day. It would put us up against it

I still got my lucky scarf (and I don't care if it is a united one ).
What are the odds on losing Emma's conker and Damo's Buddah at the same time and so close to an important game ?

Mick ?

I don't think its been reported that Keiron Cunningham has gone missing today!

Has Cunningham EATEN the said conker ?

i think uve all lost ya cockers

I’ve still got the small Buddha on top of the tv set yes that also helped Bradford win in 2005 when it spent a year in residence there after I left it after the 04 Grand Final.

I’ll be rubbing it on my cat lucky belly as I always do before a big game. Strange ritual I know!

I'm off, come on Leeds!

All I can do is apologise. I am so sorry, If I had found my lucky conker, Rob may not have got injured, Senior might have passed the ball a millisecond earlier for hall to score and we may have won.

I apologise again, and I will try and find it for the important matches.


BTW for the person who said Danny is my lucky conker, he isn't. I found it as I was walking to the ground to get the coach for the 07 GF. Its magic has always worked.............until tonight. Where is it??????

That was me!!


Still we move on to bigger things emm we know we'll win the big one in october and get a crack at the aussies again next year!

Actually, it was me who handed it to you.

BTW, I binned it.

All your fault - you are no longer allowed to support Leeds – until the conker is found you have to supports Saints

No you didn't....as I just explained.

You have a crap memory

No I dont.

You are having a laugh aint ya????

Of course I am

I lost my cherry before a Leeds game is that the same?

my lucky scarf was last seen tied to billy bremners arm..got myself a new lucky hat

Cracking one off down the ginnel behind the western terrace doesnt count as losing your cherry.

Sorry!

Nice to see you're on form Daniel...

Thanks Emma thanks alot!! The loss of your conker has done this and there is no way back. mid table and a early Challenge cup exit are all can be expected now!!

you mentioned Danny earlier: he HAS got 2 spare conkers (probably in your handbag as I write this). Get them in some vinegar and bake them in the oven to toughen them and use them from now on. I'm sure they'll be lucky (if not for Danny).
He won't need them anyway: he told me his ambition was to go on X factor as a soprano!