Whats golf got to do with anything?

Like a glove my friend. The use of an oxymoron was sufficient in more ways than one.

You are ace ventura pet detective and i claim my £5

It keeps all the smarmy, tenner millionaires, c*nts out of my boozer on a weekend. That's something that shouldn't go un-mentioned!!!

Come and get it.

I have a crisp, fresh, fiver slotted between the cheeks of my hairy crack. Please remove without paper cutting me please.

No thanks i'll just claim the moral victory in this case!

First time for everything then.

Oh well, when I go 't shop for paper, milk and munches, they can have it!!!

Paper-shops love fivers, any fivers.

Are they still standing after all this wet weather?

Is it a slow day?

Well I did, and still do think that was too subtle for most on here

Batley Variety Club Needs You!!!

Aren't they all vertically challenged in that area? Or is it just the one's who post on this board

Ask the Big G.

Trolls and bridges.

Some are shorter than others.

Shorter than the Jacker?

I've never met him

Smith 8 MOM
Donald 7
Watkins 7
Senior 6
Hall 6
Sinfield 6
Mcguire 5
Leuluai 7
Diskin 6
Peacock 6
JJB 7
Lauitiiti 6
Ablett 7

Kirke 6
Burgess 6
Mcshane 6
Allan 5

You give mcguire the same mark as allan who was on the pitch for 5 minutes??????
WTF were you watching??
Disko a 6

Smith 8
Donald 7
Watkins 6
Senior 6
Hall 7
Sinfield 7
Mcguire 7
Leuluai 8
Diskin 8
Peacock 7
JJB 7
Lauitiiti 6
Ablett 7

Kirke 6
Burgess 6
Mcshane 6
Allan 6

I think he got about 7 mins hmm strange decision.

Smith - 8
Donald - 6
Gibson - 7
Watkins - 6
Hall - 7
Allen - 6
McGuire - 6
Leulaui - 7
Diskin - 8 - MOM
Peacock - 7
Kirke - 8
Ali - 7
JJB - 7

Buderus - 7
Burgess - 6
Ablett - 7
Bailey - 5

Leeds v Hull KR:

Smith - 8 - Did everything right, hope he's ok.
Donald - 8 - Same as above, did well at full back.
Ablett - 7 - Did well at centre, well taken try
Senior - 8 - Made a few half breaks, won the battle against Welham IMO
Hall - 5 - Too many errors, poor positioning, good try though.
Sinfield - 8 - Apart from a little bit of back chat he was excellent.
McGuire - 7 - Still looks like he's carrying a knock but he improved his kicking game apart from one blasted into touch at the end.
Leulaui - 8 - Got through lots of work.
Diskin - 9 - MOM - Controlled things at the ruck, their best spells were when Diskin went off - an important part of the team.
Bailey - 8 -Made half breaks, out of 8 penalties I can only remember one from him, got through lots of work, hope the injury isn't as serious as it looks
Peacock - 6 - Bit quiet tonight
Kirke - 7 - Good performance again
JJB - 7 - Same as above

Allen - 6 - Did well when he came
Burgess - 7 - Good carries, good performance.
McShane - 7 - Apart from a sin binning he did very well to replace Diskin.
Watkins - 7 - Well taken try, good passing that led to Hall's try.

Peacock a 6??????????

Made a couple of errors, thought about giving him a 7.

Hall was better than Smith IMO. He was at fault for Briscoes try because he was in the line and should have been near the goal line. Didnt seem his usual self for taking the ball back up either.

Yes Hall droped a few but he is imense taking the ball up. Maks more yards than a forward.