Quote ="JerryChicken"You never know what is around the corner in business though, there they were with a business plan and bank loan already agreed for the distribution rights to a spermbank of some of the country's top pedigree bovine males, name registered ready to start shipping phials of bull juice to eager farmers all over the world when the fridge breaks down and all the stock is ruined.
Not being keen to spend another twelve months tossing off randy bulls with a test tube in one hand and a cow porn mag in the other they call an emergency board meeting to discus alternative avenues of income and on the way in one of them buys a Telegraph and Argus, "Well Gentlemen, I think I may have just the answer" ...'"
Cor, look at the udders on her.....