We all know Sinfield nicked your lunch money off you back at school and that you've still not got over it. But he's still had a decent career despite you spending your nights sticking pins into your Kevin Sinfield voodoo doll, get over it dear boy.

You don't get it do you?

He's in love with Kevin Sinfield.

On no not the 'your still part of the plans speech', they always work out that way......