Who's gonna tell him

"IT WAS SIGNED AT BRADFORD BULLS V HARLEQUINS PLAYED ON 23-3-07,THIS WAS BROUGHT FROM A MAIN DEALER AND COMES WITH A C.O.A."

Either Matt Diskin was at that game and really did sign his own photo (were Leeds playing that day I wonder) or someone else called himself Matt Diskin for five minutes and signed it instead.

I have the same problem with me and Mel Gibson

Leeds played Quinns at HQ that day

All I can think is that Matt got on the Quinns bus after the match then they all went to Odsal for another match, Thats some going quinns, respec.

Smith isnt spelt G-I-B-S-O-N

You mean Mel keeps turning up at things unannounced and signing things pretending to be you?

He's a bad 'un for that. You want to have a word.

You mean you're a drunken, racist, religious zealot with a history of infidelity?

A little misunderstood, thats all.