But I am a sports journalist...of sorts.

you've got your own section, stick to it!

Right said thread this!

I’d love that section for space if it wasn’t for the fear of someone running over my foot and causing it to go up like this -



I’d have to come on here and get slated for calling over the match day health and safety to transport me to an ambulance.

Thats a proper Hobbits foot is that.

Is it yours Damo or is it a screen grab from Lord of the Rings ?