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Apparently the symptoms of swine flu are; sweating, excessive body odour and laziness.
No wonder it went unnoticed for so long in Mexico.
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| Quote ="The Biffs Back"Apparently the symptoms of swine flu are; sweating, excessive body odour and laziness.
No wonder it went unnoticed for so long in Mexico.'"
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| Quote ="The Biffs Back"I think i've caught swine flu,I've just come out in a nasty rasher...
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| Quote ="The Biffs Back"Apparently the symptoms of swine flu are; sweating, excessive body odour and laziness.
No wonder it went unnoticed for so long in Mexico.'"
Apparently though there a new Oinkment that cures it though! |
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I've just sneezed.
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| Quote ="Lawrie L"which one?
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Super size XL Whopper meal. With a bucket of Sprite to was it down. I'm definitely getting one when I go to town later. Not telling you what time I'm going though, you might watch me eat and take pictures, then when I finish you'll grab my left overs and put them in sandwich bags and keep them in your freezer. |
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| Quote ="Dead Man Walking"I've just sneezed.'"
I've just followed through |
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I went to visit my G.P. because I thought I had Swine Flu.
Turned out, it was just some crackling in my ear.
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| Quote ="The Biffs Back"I think i've caught swine flu,I've just come out in a nasty rasher...
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You need some oinkment then. |
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23 cases in Scotland now.
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Quote ="Frosties."23 cases in Scotland now.'" Not quite
"She said 23 other people were displaying symptoms across Scotland, but swine flu had not been confirmed. " news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8021916.stm
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Quote ="Frosties."23 cases in Scotland now.'" Not quite
"She said 23 other people were displaying symptoms across Scotland, but swine flu had not been confirmed. " news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8021916.stm
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Oh No i think my mummy has the Swine Flu - She's come out in rashers !
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I can see similarities in all these 'pandemics'
Swine fever... kill all the pigs
AIDS.. vilify the gays and the junkies
Mad cow disease... kill the cows
Foot and mouth... kill anything thats got more feet than a human
Bird flu... kill the chickens
Now we got swine flu.. we gonna kill all the pigs again ?
I'm guessing that the reaction by the media to the outbreak of asian flu a couple of years ago had to be toned down a bit didn't it
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| Quote ="LS13"I can see similarities in all these 'pandemics'
Swine fever... kill all the pigs
AIDS.. vilify the gays and the junkies
Mad cow disease... kill the cows
Foot and mouth... kill anything thats got more feet than a human
Bird flu... kill the chickens
Now we got swine flu.. we gonna kill all the pigs again ?
I'm guessing that the reaction by the media to the outbreak of asian flu a couple of years ago had to be toned down a bit didn't it'"
And thats the toned down version of that joke....  |
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32 million masks coming soon from your Local NHS
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Britain has just bought millions of pounds worth of tamiflu. Enough for 50 million people so no worry's!
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| Quote ="Homer Simpson"32 million masks coming soon from your Local NHS'"
I've just had to order a load of cases for my hospital and one in Hull! Oooooooooh it's scary times  |
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| Quote ="Leeds Rhinos Superman"Oh No i think my mummy has the Swine Flu - She's come out in rashers !'"  |
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The media are playing it like it's the beginning of 12 Monkeys or something.
Calender interviewed a bloke from our region who's in Mexico, asking him what it's like and hoping for tales of people dropping dead on the streets and being piled up on the back of trucks.
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| A mate of mine has gone in for testing...
..Well he has been with some right pigs recently..
Got my coat on and heading for the door |
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| Quote ="LS13"A mate of mine has gone in for testing...
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Got my coat on and heading for the door
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Yeah a BABY just died in USA and more in mexico...your jokes really funny  |
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and of course i am the only one posting jokes aint i ....
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*( NEWSFLASH )*
APB out on Jack Tweed and Jeff Brazier .. .. If you see either of these men then tell them they must wrap a blanket around their faces and report immediately to their nearest hospital
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| you can only catch it if you have been in contact with an infected pig.
bet jack tweed is brickin' himself.
i rang the swine flu hotline but it was a poor line. all i got was crackling
you can only catch it from being near a fat,sweaty pig.
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