you going for them press officer jobbies with the RFL?

I just heard that too.

Aye buddy, hopefully I might get one.

Lie as much as you want. It worked for that guy on the Apprentice

Just smile at them .... if she's female she'll give you a job and some money

Just for you Kittyclaws...

I have a really good template I was given by an executive recruitment consultant many years ago.
It works really good in paper form as it's 4 A4 pages that you copy out on one A3 sheet and fold in half. Hardly ever failed to get me through the door.

Anyone wants to PM me they can have it, I've just updated mine funnily enough.

Another thing is think about making small changes for each individual application - sometimes pays off.

Your CV should be slightly different for every job you apply for. You should always tailor it to the requirements of the specific job you are applying for, matching it to the key requirements in the job advert or the job spec if you have one.

do you expect her to sleep at all tonight now?

Only once her batteries have ran out.

KA-ching!

shes a robot?

Shanterous comeback that lad.

Down kitty, down!