Emma has some trainers that are the size of barges. Dont know how she manatges to pick her feet up in them.

They'll have to go before she can get anything else in her cupboard.

I have two pair of work shoes, 1 pair of snow shoes, 2 going out shoes, 2 pair of trainers and 911 pairs of flip flops.

I don't know how people can know how many pairs of shoes they have

I have been trying to count in my head and get a different amount every time

i meant like leather shoes, not trainers, pumps etc..

You mis-counted. You actually have 911 1/2 pairs of flip flops, (the other half was washed out to sea in kefalonia remember?)

There is nothing wrong with my Skechers trainers. They are soooooooooo comfy and not as big as you say

I've got two pairs of trainers, 1 pair of flip flops, 2 pairs of punts and 2 pairs of rugby boots (1 black for soft ground in winter, the others white for hard grounds in summer).

I got two pairs of trainers, a pair of black shoes and a pair of brown shoes.

My mates love it when I get new trainers, because they get my hand me downs.

I threw the other one before the lost one turned up dont forget.



They stop traffic.

You two really do sound like a married couple already!

They trip people up 55 yards away.

i wondered what tripped me up at headingley on sunday!

Luckily she didnt stand on your toes.

You'd need surgery to rebuild your feet.

i would if she had in them shoes she's bought today!

Guess which shoes I will be wearing when you get home!!!



They are not that big!!!!!

I have one pair of astro-turf trainers, two pairs of normal trainers, two pairs of football boots (one for soft ground, one for hard ground), one pair of black shoes, one pair of brown shoes, two pairs of flip-flops and a pair of pumps.

Danny's???

Well after reading this I rushed home all excited.

When I arrived Emma had her slippers on.

I don't have any feet. Just elbows.

I've been reliably told that women need a pair of shoes for every possible outfit.

I've got 2 pairs smart suit shoes
1 pair comfy loafers with velcro
1 pair smart loafers (brown)
1 pair leather smart shoes (black)
1 pair nice brown, worn trainers
2 pairs sports trainers

also planning on getting a pair of converses & some of those slip ons as well, seeing as I'm basically throwing my whole wardrobe away.

I have shoes too – I didn’t realise how similar I am to everyone else.

Everytime I get close to thinking you could be one of my dudes you always go and slip up man.

‘Bang’s Dudes’…??? sounds like a Japanese game show

If by 'Japanese game show' you mean gay porn then yes, yes it does!