From the lad who stalks super league players and goes missing for 14 hours after his girlfriend of 3 weeks dumps him for being too clingy.



Jog along young sir, back to the high school musical renactment.

Now now, children.

Although i just gave my screen a shower hahaa!

Hopefully though, when/if Jords big day ever comes, he won't go straight to facebook and declare his undying love for the unfortunate soul in question.

Lauren, whos that?
Status updates, what status updates?

You know exactly who and what I mean kid. You've been quoted on them before.

Your ex... i seem to remember you constantly put 'i ♥ you lauren/laura' on your status

Hope this helps you to remember

Who stakes players? no i dont, just because i know them doesnt mean i stalk them.. you hardly know anything about me for a start, and for one you dont know who i know or nothing.. so that helps totally.

and wtf.. i dont know what your on about there... girlfriend of 3 weeks.. cant remember that one to be honest..

my ex was 1 month and 2 weeks... hardly three weeks is it? and when was the last time i put it...

August 8th was the last time I had anything to do with that on my status... hardly every day is that.

Remind me, which one of you is Jordan from Whitehaven and was it you e-mailing Claire on Saturday?

Come on Adam surely you can see the point that people are making. Take a step back and see how it looks to others who see it which is why it makes them laugh. Thats not saying you can't say those things but you have to accept the teasing that you will get as a result of it, or at least learn to ignore it - the more you appear to be getting wound up by it the more some people will carry on.

Never said it was 3 weeks. But still...

Well done my friend, 5days with out it, your assessors in rehab must be proud!

This is like some sort of slightly surreal forum-based soap opera.

Can anyone explain why I keep reading it, despite not really being interested? Psychologist's field day.

Is that a status or a picture? I thinks its a picture... hth.

Very well put

Technicality, you still wrote it!

Nope I didnt... as the album has been there for 2 month.. every time you add a photo it will publish with the photo album name and any comments made onto it. HTH.

You put in for that Facebook Degree yet?

You still wrote it when creating the album

HTFH

I didnt write it, i wrote it 2 month ago on the album.. so really i didnt write it yesterday did i?

Hmmmmmmmm

Here we see the danger of publicising your life on social networking sites.



This is why my Facebook status never contains anything other than song lyrics and why anything meaningful/important I have to say to anyone I know is not done in full public view.

There are loads of embarrassing photos of me in various states of disrepair on BookFace though. That I consider fair usage.

But did i write it on the specific date the photo was put on and published? no.

I know you didn't, hence me not saying you wrote it yesterday

I ♥ You Glenn xxxx

No, but you still wrote it.

I should be a capital letter BTW.



Anyway Adam, let's not get mad now- it's only banter as Gav would say.

This is a brilliant boredom curer. I'm frantically refreshing my page with anticipation.

I wrote the above, but I didn't write it, if ya get what I mean?