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| Quote ="McLaren_Field"No, I haven't finished yet, you've put that dreadful song into my brain tonight - did I mention how dreadful it is, its simply dreadful.
Welcome to my Christmas song
I'd like to thank you for the year
So I'm sending you this Christmas card
To say it's nice to have you here
I'd like to sing about all the things
Your eyes and mind can see
So hop aboard the turntable
Oh step into Christmas with me(ohh)
Step into Christmas
Let's get together
We can watch the snow fall forever and ever
Eat and drink and be merry
Come along with me
Step into Christmas
The admission's free(hold on)
Take care in all you do next year
And keep smiling through the days
If we can help to entertain you
Oh we will find the ways
So merry Christmas one and all
There's no place I'd rather be
Than asking you if you'd oblige
Stepping into Christmas with me
Thats all there is to it you know, he couldn't even be d writing more than two verses for you, he just sings them all over again - piece of wee-wee being a songwriter isn't it ?'"
i get the message dude thanks
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| Its OK, just don't post such dreadful suggestions again.
You've ruined my night now.
I'm going to listen to some Perry Como...
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| Quote ="McLaren_Field"Its OK, just don't post such dreadful suggestions again.
You've ruined my night now.'"
understood!!
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| Quote ="McLaren_Field"I'm going to listen to some Perry Como...'"
But even so, much less awful than that Elton John Shocker, completely agree.
Glad I'm not the only one on here that can remember that awful string of Xmas releases when they actually came out (or maybe I should say were ejected forcibly from the record studios before their employees choked on their own vomit at having to listen to them?)
And the Xmas song I missed from "favourites" - and forgive me I know not what I was thinking -was of course "Christmas Song" by Jethro Tull.
[iOnce in Royal David's City stood a lonely cattle shed,
where a mother held her baby.
You'd do well to remember the things He later said.
When you're stuffing yourselves at the Christmas parties,
you'll just laugh when I tell you to take a running jump.
You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
So how can you laugh when your own mother's hungry,
and how can you smile when the reasons for smiling are wrong?
And if I just messed up your thoughtless pleasures,
remember, if you wish, this is just a Christmas song.
(Hey! Santa! Pass us that bottle, will you?) [/i
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| Quote ="McLaren_Field"and I speak as someone who in the last five minutes has just listened to Mull of Kintyre.'"
You doing some sort of advent penance for your sins?
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| Quote ="McLaren_Field"Its OK, just don't post such dreadful suggestions again.
You've ruined my night now.
I'm going to listen to some Perry Como...'"
You'll be needing a mug of cocoa and a cardie to get the full anaesthetic effect.
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| The JCB Song.
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| I'm gerrin the feeling McClazz is a big EJ Xmas songs kinda guy.
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| Quote ="Adeybull"You doing some sort of advent penance for your sins?
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I'll be going through the George Harrison songbook tonight as an antidote - I always find George to be the perfect homeopathic remedy to McCartney, its a bit like dock leaves always growing next to where nettles grow.
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| hey mcflurry, Step into christmas as just been on, i especially like the bit when he holds up the Watford AFC membership card, genius!!
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| Last Christmas by Wham!
I want an alien for Christmas by Fountains of Wayne
and that East 17 song
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| Just think of Santa Clause The Musical it’d be well ace. We could start with this -
Bruce Springsteen - Santa Claus is Coming To Town
Just imagine Santa flying Arrogantly in his slay towards a house and your on top of it. When he finally arrives you sing this trying to get him to go in the chimney
Marilyn Monroe - Santa Baby
Once you’ve mastered the art of seducing Santa into your chimney then you know what happens now..
Alex Nesta - when santa got stuck up the chimney lyrics
When he finally gets out and angrey he goes chasing you and your start pleading..
The Killers - Don’t Shoot Me Santa Clause
You carry it on
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| Just think of Santa Clause The Musical it’d be well ace. We could start with this -
Bruce Springsteen - Santa Claus is Coming To Town
Just imagine Santa flying Arrogantly in his slay towards a house and your on top of it. When he finally arrives you sing this trying to get him to go in the chimney
Marilyn Monroe - Santa Baby
Once you’ve mastered the art of seducing Santa into your chimney then you know what happens now..
Alex Nesta - when santa got stuck up the chimney
When he finally gets out and angrey he goes chasing you and your start pleading..
The Killers - Don’t Shoot Me Santa Clause
You carry it on
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| I enjoy abit of Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the Name around this time of year typically.
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| Quote ="Craigloiner"hey mcflurry, Step into christmas as just been on, i especially like the bit when he holds up the Watford AFC membership card, genius!!
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No No no no . PLEASE !! It's "Step into Christmas HAS just been on" not "as just been on".
I am going to get flamed here, but I never came across people getting "has" and "as" mixed up till I moved to Yorkshire. It drives me bananas, possibly because my ex, who came from Leeds, did it
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| Quote ="Kittyclaws"No No no no . PLEASE !! It's "Step into Christmas HAS just been on" not "as just been on".
I am going to get flamed here, but I never came across people getting "has" and "as" mixed up till I moved to Yorkshire. It drives me bananas, possibly because my ex, who came from Leeds, did it
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Me too & let's not forget "of" instead of "have" or "there" instead of (variously) "their" or "they're".
Isn't English a wonderful, rich & varied language. Must be hell to learn for foreigners and some people on here as well.
Pedant mode off - for a little while anyway.
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| I'd say 'of' (incorrectly I know) but I wouldn't write it - my written English tends to be more 'correct' than my spoken English.
My pet hate is using 'been' instead of 'being'.
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| Quote ="Puig-Aubert"I'd say 'of' (incorrectly I know) but I wouldn't write it - my written English tends to be more 'correct' than my spoken English.
My pet hate is using 'been' instead of 'being'.'"
Oh yes, totally agree, I'd overlooked that, it's an age thing you know.
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| I've just had a bath. While in the bath I listened to Jim Reeves Christmas Album
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| Quote ="Head High Tackle"I've just had a bath. While in the bath I listened to Jim Reeves Christmas Album'"
Is it that time of year already?
Obviously a birthday treat.
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| Quote ="Head High Tackle"I've just had a bath. While in the bath I listened to Jim Reeves Christmas Album'"
One of the best voices to ever grace this planet. Not a day goes by when I don’t listen to his ‘make the world go away’. Breathtaking stuff
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| Quote ="Old Feller"Is it that time of year already?
Obviously a birthday treat.'"
Yup. My once yearly bath.
Jim Reeves just enhanced my treat.
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Me too & let's not forget "of" instead of "have" or "there" instead of (variously) "their" or "they're".
Is'nt English a wonderful, rich & varied language. Must be hell to learn for foreigners and some people on here as well.
Pedant mode off - for a little while anyway.'"
I know. It's like people putting apostrophes in the wrong places.
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| Quote ="Nemanja"I know. It's like people putting apostrophes in the wrong places.
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Whoops, thats' als'o one of my pet hate's.
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Me too & let's not forget "of" instead of "have" or "there" instead of (variously) "their" or "they're".
Isn't English a wonderful, rich & varied language. Must be hell to learn for foreigners and some people on here as well.
Pedant mode off - for a little while anyway.'"
FAO Nemanja
I've no idea what you're on about.
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