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| Quote ="rhinoms"LMFAO!!!
Just stay off the old el passo fajita's kit's!!
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Funnily enough, I had that exact meal for tea tonight. I also had the BK Texican burger on Saturday at the services down south. And today we hear there's a suspected case of swine flu in Manchester. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.  |
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| Quote ="McLaren_Field"...of the bus.
Its a cracker when told properly
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I'd love a Burger King now.
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| Quote ="Bang"I'd love a Burger King now.'"
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| Quote ="Damo-Leeds"Why should anyone care about dieing unless you have a life worth living?'" We're not all like you |
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| Quote ="Jord Rhinosaur"No I just believe in fate and all that.'"
Fate is for lazy people who can't be bothered trying to make something of themselves and would much prefer to use fate as an excuse for everything. |
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| Quote ="The Biffs Back"before that AIDS
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In fairness AIDS has been and still is a catastrophic health disaster in Africa.
This is flu. 2000-3000 people die of flu in this country every year (I had it last year and didn't die - and it was flu - I was in bed for nearly two weeks). In big years up to 30,000 people will die here - 1987 we had Russian Flu which was I had as well. In the 70's we had a strain that jumped from pigs - my parents remember it and so do I.
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| Quote ="gulfcoast_highwayman"Hang on, there's a pig farm behind Knowsley Road!
And Lee Smith has been ill since playing there.......
Mexico be damned, it's time to sterilise St Helens!'" |
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Apparently the symptoms of swine flu are; sweating, excessive body odour and laziness.
No wonder it went unnoticed for so long in Mexico.
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| Quote ="The Biffs Back"Apparently the symptoms of swine flu are; sweating, excessive body odour and laziness.
No wonder it went unnoticed for so long in Mexico.'"
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| Quote ="The Biffs Back"I think i've caught swine flu,I've just come out in a nasty rasher...
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| Quote ="The Biffs Back"Apparently the symptoms of swine flu are; sweating, excessive body odour and laziness.
No wonder it went unnoticed for so long in Mexico.'"
Apparently though there a new Oinkment that cures it though! |
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I've just sneezed.
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| Quote ="Lawrie L"which one?
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Super size XL Whopper meal. With a bucket of Sprite to was it down. I'm definitely getting one when I go to town later. Not telling you what time I'm going though, you might watch me eat and take pictures, then when I finish you'll grab my left overs and put them in sandwich bags and keep them in your freezer. |
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| Quote ="Dead Man Walking"I've just sneezed.'"
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I went to visit my G.P. because I thought I had Swine Flu.
Turned out, it was just some crackling in my ear.
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| Quote ="The Biffs Back"I think i've caught swine flu,I've just come out in a nasty rasher...
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23 cases in Scotland now.
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Quote ="Frosties."23 cases in Scotland now.'" Not quite
"She said 23 other people were displaying symptoms across Scotland, but swine flu had not been confirmed. " news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8021916.stm
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"She said 23 other people were displaying symptoms across Scotland, but swine flu had not been confirmed. " news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8021916.stm
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Oh No i think my mummy has the Swine Flu - She's come out in rashers !
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I can see similarities in all these 'pandemics'
Swine fever... kill all the pigs
AIDS.. vilify the gays and the junkies
Mad cow disease... kill the cows
Foot and mouth... kill anything thats got more feet than a human
Bird flu... kill the chickens
Now we got swine flu.. we gonna kill all the pigs again ?
I'm guessing that the reaction by the media to the outbreak of asian flu a couple of years ago had to be toned down a bit didn't it
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| Quote ="LS13"I can see similarities in all these 'pandemics'
Swine fever... kill all the pigs
AIDS.. vilify the gays and the junkies
Mad cow disease... kill the cows
Foot and mouth... kill anything thats got more feet than a human
Bird flu... kill the chickens
Now we got swine flu.. we gonna kill all the pigs again ?
I'm guessing that the reaction by the media to the outbreak of asian flu a couple of years ago had to be toned down a bit didn't it'"
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32 million masks coming soon from your Local NHS
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Britain has just bought millions of pounds worth of tamiflu. Enough for 50 million people so no worry's!
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| Quote ="Homer Simpson"32 million masks coming soon from your Local NHS'"
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